Saturday, December 15, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
Max Happine$$
I try to use money to maximize happiness, mostly my own.
A gift costs the same price but creates more happiness.
Vending Machine Companies
Vending Machine company, great way to get product out but underutilized for different products.
Where is Fancy Bread
What % of geniuses enter which fields by choice? Where is there the least competition. Where is the most innovation being focused.
Grand Education
Am I deluded by the grandeur of education and the prospect of knowledge? Too late now
Aspirations of Outlandishness
I have aspirations of outlandishness. Unlike obsessions about accidentally blurting out something inappropriate and creating compulsions to attempt to stop, I aspire to my obsessions and inaction becomes my compulsion.
High School
High School represents a extreme of high self efficacy within an extremely limited sphere of influence during a period of predominate low influence within unforeseen horizons.
A Strange Prison Story
A man was sent to prison but prison in the community is atop a tall pillar where the solitary prisoner would live. They could admire the world going on but would be too distant to engage in it. The torture is showing what they are missing. Ironically, the prisoners end up becoming the mot knowledgeable about society and its working and we follow the prisoner going through the revelations of knowledge. He begins almost completely ignorant, smart but untaught to society, born and "raised" in the wild.
Things noticed are at first strange to the prisoner but with time to work them out he finds solutions. Sometimes these conclusions are erroneous and sometimes correct by future knowledge or by a re-evaluation of, recent learned knowledge and their potential impacts. Some are never corrected and potentially overlay with the authors conceptions of societal flaws.
Beginning with prisoner attempting to shout down but falling on deaf ears.
Friday, December 7, 2012
Static Paradigms
Have you ever come up with an analogy so convincing and persuasive that you are blinded by new knowledge that doesn't fit within the paradigm? Check yo'self.
Likely Rivals
I don't know if I would get a better reaction trolling Gloria Steinem fans with Lil' Wayne or the other way around.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
As the world turns
Sometimes the only thing keeping me going is forgetting that I'm already in motion.
Comforting Fixation
Anything can become comforting during a period of fixation. That's why you should test everything you love by leaving it for a little while and coming back just to make sure it isn't just comfort and also so there is still excitement in the relationship and you don't become overly habituated.
Kid ego's
If kids weren't so egotistical they would be much harder to handle. Feeling that someone is watching you is almost entirely inconsistent with reality. This is why it feels like parents have eyes in the back of their head. This feeling than carries over to when they aren't actually being watched.
Problem kids come about when they have inattentive parents and they feel the can escape the eye.
Our generation
I feel like the only true artists in our generation are all scientists you just don't see them because they stand out in a direction that provides a more concrete value to society.
Notable exceptions: Kanye West, Lady Gaga
Blue chips
I see tech jobs as the most efficient step towards automation of society. The closer we can get to fewer jobs needed dedicated to survival of species and more toward entertainment will hopefully eventually turn us into an artisanal society where the only value is placed in art(the world's definition of art will approach mine) because everything else is provided.
Easier to find
Is it easier to be famous than to impress your friends? to be famous all you have to do is be extreme for one moment For your friends you have to maintain incredibility for much longer.
Selfish Fashion
The key to fashion is to be selfish about it, it's not what you are wearing but that YOU are the one wearing it.
The clothes are static what can be different is the whole picture, you define the whole picture.
If you don't treat fashion this way you in my opinion you are just playing dress up.
What internet?
I think its funny when people try to give illustrative example of why the internet is so great. The internet is so versatile that any concrete example invariably falls short and makes the speaker sound like they actually have limited knowledge of the subject.
"You can play solitaire on it!"
Fighting for Conflict
The idea of being a character in a story is the implied adventure. Every story has conflict thrust upon it. In real life you have to fight for conflict.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Sexual transmissions
Are the neurotransmitters released during consensual sex dramatically different from those released during rape?
Public speaking technique
Have everyone repeat after me "I will..." This bind them in a verbal agreement that they will feel more entitled to support.
Fake it till you make it
Fake it till you make it... then continue to fake it for the rest of your life. It will continue to get more instinctive through experience. As Aristotle wrote, "We are what we repeatedly do, excellence therefore is not an act but a habit."
Judging Bias
As top tier lawyers are know for high percentages of conviction or acquittal, judges would be aware of this and a confirmation bias would be present.
Better Lover
I bet you'll discover
I'm a better lover
when you're tethered to a feather bed
under the covers
Increased carrying capacity
I would like to see a pie chart the detailed major technical impacts percentage impact on increasing carrying capacity. Start with segmentation by category, nutritional, medical, etc and then become specifics become difficult.
Balanced Journalism
"Does balanced journalism mean finding people to support stupid ideas" good character/reoccuring sketch where ridiculous opinions are voiced with even time.
Plastic bag ban
I picked up a hooker on Sammish way and she charged me 5 cents for not bringing my own bag.
Thursday, September 6, 2012
Parenthood
Being a parent is like watching over you friend who has taken way too many mushrooms while you have also taken a reasonable amount of mushrooms. You don't really know what you are doing and whats going on but you're pretty sure they shouldn't be putting that in their mouth.
One of the best analogies I have heard from a standup I can't remember.
Listen Up Johnny
One great thing about having kids is they have to listen to all the stupid things you say and they even think you are smart.
Create, Evaluate, Analyze
Begin discussions by randomly selecting students to make a statement about a given topic on the board. The statement can have elements of truth or be completely false, it doesn't matter and the student doesn't have to tell anyone if they think its true or not. The class instead has a discussion as to weather or not they think the statement is true or not.
Additional suggestions
Place a despised but necessary task after discussion so that it could be pushed back by a longer discussion for participation motivation.
This exercise provides
Understanding of value statements through the gradual realization of what kinds of statements lead to longer discussions.
Discover the complexity of issues combined with varying perspective.
Top of the Class
In any size group of children, some will rise to the top and some will sink to the bottom. Therefore we should regularly segment off the top rather than remove from the bottom so that everyone else will be rewarded for positive achievement and utilizes social structures.
Manifest destiny #1
Adam and Eve tells the story that even in a perfect world man is destined to sin. A poor environment can therefore not be an excuse for sin.
Running in the Halls
I'm going to start a petition to allow running in the halls. Kids issues are under represented in our legislation.
What is that
Sometimes I follow a random train of thought and it takes me to places where I don't have knowledge so I end up asking the people around me some ridiculous non-sequiturs. It always seems like I'm asking grammatical questions out of context "What is that?" "No sorry, I mean what part of speech is the word that"
Hunter/Gatherer
In the paleolithic era, a defining gender roles of society was of men hunting and women were gathering. This defines a large portion of the differences between men and women (here I must give deference to the miracle of childbirth). While many qualities that make men superior hunters to women are immediately obvious to me,(just look at the Olympics), the comparable qualities that make women better at gathering escape me. Does anyone have some answers?
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Fame
I think celebrities should be satisfied by fame and not require fortune. This is my justification for piracy.
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Dewey
It is impossible to start a fresh train of thought. All new thought requires a previous stimulus, this is one reason why it is difficult to invent new ideas.
Open Bar
Flat rate entry fee, open bar, if its packed enough people wont be able to get many drinks and it will be worth it for the bar.
12
When I have to set an alarm for noon or midnight I usually just set it for both just in case.
Yes I realize these are unreasonable times for alarms to be set for.
"Fruits and Vegetables"
I feel that fruits are unfairly paired with vegetables in our minds. Fruits are way better.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Perfection
Perfection is universal and therefore contains no individualism.
I consider any action performed les perfectly, in that precise way becomes our own individual dance. I consider any behavior that is less than perfect to be a dance of individualism
New Therapy
Intensive therapy where you force someone to recognize the disconnection between what they think they want and what they really want by making a list of every like and dislike and an explanation
This will allow for all opinions to be modernized from childhood ignorance. When people are cognizant of their opinions they are often inconsistent with their unconscious opinions, this disconnect causes discomfort in every decision.
You avoid this by making all opinions stated and explicit.
When I Grow Up
What it is you want to do when you grow up changes as you get older
first I choose what would be fun
then I choose what I would be good ad
then I choose things I think are important/match values
In Between
People who strong ability to communicate with people who speak a different language are a specialists at living in “the space between”.
The Mask
Perspective is a mask I wear so that I can live within different ranges of perspectives simultaneously. Until I have to make a decision/action/behavior than then I have to decide which cliché I want to hide behind or if I should be completely honest, if I even can.
Counter Culture
I dislike counterculture as a form of rebellion because it is too cliché real rebellion is random
Pushing the Limits
To truly be able to express yourself within a medium you need to be aware of its constraints, in searching for them you can attempt to expand them and advance the entire medium or create a new one.
T-shirt text
Jackass style prank where a mischievous person has control of the text on another person on the street’s shirt.
Foot Fetish
The part of your brain that is in charge of sensory perception from the genitals is right next to the part for the feet, maybe this explains the prevalence of foot fetishes.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
A World Of Perspective.
The world needs a variety of philosophical perspectives in order for people to be happy in the variety of pursuits that society requires. If so, which expands first; the philosophies, or the niches in the world.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Suicide Ending
I wish that more movies would end abruptly with the main character committing suicide. This would impact every future movie I watch because I would recognize eminent suicide as a possibility, as of now it is not. This is not a good sign for the movie I'm watching.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Scary Quiet
Scary movies are better with less conversation so you can talk while you are watching and spook yourself out.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Pinocchio
The story of pinocchio was invented to explain why when people lie they touch their noses.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Abrasive Dress
Maybe I should dress more abrasively. Then I would ward off people who judge others by their appearance. Except then I would be as bad as they are, judging an entire person through one aspect of who they are. Also, I would attract a certain type of people, which I wouldn't want for the same reason as before.
Understanding Your Writing
When you write a novel you should do a draft from the perspective of every character so you can fully understand the story.
Going Along
Plot about a paranoid schizo and partner who is going along with the paranoia. As the story is told, the reader does not realize the paranoia is unjustified.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Partly Dreaming
What if there are more devisions between being fully awake and asleep. What if some of your perceptions are dreaming and reacting to dream stimulus while you think they are awake.
Exaggerated Rap
I give rhyming poetry more leanience with meaning because I can accept exaggeration or such when working with a limited vocabulary.
Emotional Mapping
Tell a story entirely through characters expressing emotions at segmented time periods. eg.
Jon was happy, Jill was happy. Jack was sad.
Jack was sad. Jill was sad. Jon was happy.
Jon was sad Jill was sad Jack was sad
Jack was happy Jill was happy Jack was happy
To be expanded on
Possibly rearrange in different combinations and give them names according to emotional morels that they represent.
Jon was happy, Jill was happy. Jack was sad.
Jack was sad. Jill was sad. Jon was happy.
Jon was sad Jill was sad Jack was sad
Jack was happy Jill was happy Jack was happy
To be expanded on
Possibly rearrange in different combinations and give them names according to emotional morels that they represent.
Onion #1
Potential Onion Article: Body image issues are keeping competitive girls away from performance enhancing drugs.
Monday, April 2, 2012
How to: Decide
People will make more conscientious decisions if they make them beforehand. But better informed ones the longer they wait.
My Soul to Give
For lent this year I'm giving up my soul, "Just like Jesus did!" So if I seem like a soulless bastard the next couple of weeks, its just because my parents didn't believe in marriage "at the time"
Straighten Thoughts
Learning is not linear, things I learned in the past become fodder for new thoughts.
New Arch
The person at first seemed to be behaving erratically, but after enough interactions I had begun to discover the pattern in his beliefs and actions. After extended interaction he will become a stereotype in his own right. Soon enough I will compare others to his more strongly expressed qualities.
No Texting Allowed
A device that senses when a text within a certain area is being sent or received. It would send out an signal to publicly shame the event.
Above the Game
Book about genius millionaire becoming billionaire by playing social science on the political system.
Forest for the Trees
A visual metaphor that I would like to see in a movie is:
A man with an axe cutting down a couple of trees every day until the entire forest is gone.
A man with an axe cutting down a couple of trees every day until the entire forest is gone.
Artistic Unknown
When you are attempting experimentation you should only change one variable. This is true not only in science but also in art. I learned early on that when creative ideas are combined they make the overall unrecognizable to a point that it lost its appeal. You need to approach a recognizable pattern so that people will know that it is a proven good and not react with the evolutionary fear of the unknown.
This is why to be a successful artistic experimenter you need to be well accomplished in the non experimental aspects to an almost greater extent.
This is why to be a successful artistic experimenter you need to be well accomplished in the non experimental aspects to an almost greater extent.
Performing
The only time I'm not thinking and my mind is perfectly cleared is when I am performing. All of my attention is directed at perfection in execution.
Same Dream
One of my favorite parts about attending large sporting events is when I think,
"Look at all the people dreaming the same dreams", and then watching that dream become realized or destroyed for the thousands around you.
"Look at all the people dreaming the same dreams", and then watching that dream become realized or destroyed for the thousands around you.
Lectures on TV
TV channel that playes stanford online classes, each class is played 4 times a week with a new episode every week. This would be much more likely to be used than Youtube because deciding between tv shows on is a easier decision than any computer based interaction. Its the same reason people watch TV movies when they own the movies.
Feeling Parkinson's
Do you choose the thoughts that you have? I think the answer is yes, but my reason is unsubstantiated.
Would schizophrenia then be when thought choice starts to become less voluntary. Like Parkinson's but instead of being unable to control your motor you can't control your sensory?
Would schizophrenia then be when thought choice starts to become less voluntary. Like Parkinson's but instead of being unable to control your motor you can't control your sensory?
Friday, March 30, 2012
Eccentricity
Sometimes I do crazy things just to so I have the opportunity to witness people's reaction to craziness
Childhood Hero's
a superhero who has a giant brain has to eat a diet of only candy because the brain uses 70% of glucose.
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Self Reference
My favorite types of analogies are the ones that make reference to the root of the word.
Evaluating
A descriptive adjective is vaulating like a price tag, and reading different price tags allows for a more complete appraisal.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Convince a Group
It is easier to persuade a group than an individual, when you add people to the side of your opponent, in a discussion, the added number adds only to confusion and confidence. It is rare that they can effectivly combine thier minds.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Kicking Dylan
I ran into Bob Dylan returning a pair of shoes at the shoe store he said, "you shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you."
Monday, March 12, 2012
Schizo Diatribe
A didactic diatribe that is actually comedic because you switch topics every homophone. Having the speech have a didactic format makes the discovery more fun.
Schizo Celeb
I think celebrity is the best therapy for people who are going to be paranoid schizophrenic.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Cookbook Cooks
There is all the difference in the world between studying science of something and practicing the art of it. We would not like to be served by a cook whose only merit was an ability to recite the cookbook.
Bring Back The Arts
Little did the liberals know that "bring back the arts" petition they signed really was for logic, grammar, and rhetoric.
Great Books
The teacher should be a medium of understanding between great books and students rather than an overarching figure that uses books as a pedagogocal tool.
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Water Efficiency
I like to piss in the sink so that way I can be more efficient and wash my hands at the same time.
Friday, March 9, 2012
Comedy Directions
Comedy set gradually building up audiences willingness for smarter jokes instead of crude or another direction.
Grinds my Gears
I think most people are upset with the way things work because they compare it to an ideal rather than from where it evolved.
Working for Websites
Saying that you work for a website is more impressive than saying that you own/manage/run a website.
Courts
Optimistically, businesses will reduce the crime rate so they have better access to the court system.
Monday, March 5, 2012
XenoSex
The reason we want to have kids is because we are all xenophobic, we want to have more of us than them.
Original
Originality is a great way to express depth of knowledge because it hints at a recognition of a cliche.
Friday, March 2, 2012
Are you My Mother
Can you train an infant monkey to that that an infant human is its mother. I know you can trick it to thinking a terry cloth is mother but is there a type of pheromone that infants give off so this mistake doesn't happen?
Full Nelson Mandela
Did you know the Nelson Mandela was named after the wrestling move? his full name is full nelson mandela
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Elephant Painting
I asked a friend what the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan. They said that vegan’s don’t use any animal byproducts. Does that mean you wouldn’t buy a painting from an elephant?
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Creationism vs. racism
When I try to teach someone bigoted about one topic I do it by pitting another of their bigoted beliefs against it. Creationism vs. racism. Explain how the reason black people are better at basketball is because of evolution. That way they have to change at least one of their bigoted views. (Act out exaggerated confusion culminating in head exploding).
Basketball Practice
Basketball training where the players shoot every type of basket (3's layups jumpers from all over) and if they shot below a certain percent from that spot they wouldn't be allowed to take that shot during games. If they did and they missed than they would have to do laps for every percent point they were below the accepted for that shot.
Laying down the King
A murderer who played you at chess for your life. He had a set where there was a magnet under one of the squares so if the king moved there he would be knocked over.
Circlejerk
with the help of technology we will evolve into a society approaching complete common knowledge, exe memes, reddit chain of thought (circlejerk).
Individual Knowledge
Whenever you can only think of exaggerated counter examples then it is likely that more additional layers of context lie beneath.
Encyclopedia
I need to invent the next level of encyclopedia; biography of a universal life told thgough every possible thought.
Nirvana
The way to reach nirvana is through evolution as a species, not just through evolution within the individual
Drug Efficiency
A Matirx like injection point surgically implanted for more direct/efficient drug use.
Sunday, February 12, 2012
long commercials
Multi part (20/5sec clips) commercial that skips uses 15 parts randomly, then you fill in the blanks yourself when they are missing which becomes free advert
Clapper
Take the idea of the clap on light. Expand so that to instead of using laser remotes you use pitch/rhythmic controlled remotes. Then imagine creating music for practical purpose.
Escapade
I feel like im on a journey and Ive been gone so long I don't know what I'm coming back to.
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Taking Good Time
Bad things happen all the time, good things take time.
I don't know if this is true.
I don't know if this is true.
Poor Substitute
If I was a substitute teacher I would try to show the kids that almost all power the teacher has over them is illusory.
Failed Experimnets
A pop fiction book about experiments that never quite gained enough raw data to support their cases, but have interesting anecdotal evidence.
Failed Experimnets
A pop fiction book about experiments that never quite gained enough raw data to support their cases, but have interesting anecdotal evidence.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Tonal Language
When a language is tonal does it remove the ability to use vocal inflection for things like sarcasm? Or are they just replaced with explicit words. Does this make it easier to lie?
Monday, January 30, 2012
Bait and Switch
A prank where you get a a person to listen to two people reading text. You have them pay attention/ try to remember to one text and then when a bell rings you have them switch and pay attention to the other text, only the second text is The School of Libertinism.
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Addition to Society
What I like about art is that anyone can almost immediately make a contribution to the artistic community just by providing their own unique perspective.
Twice Going
Some thoughts are not worth delving into twice. This is one of them. I have to stop. Ok fine once more.
Radius of Knowledge
The amount of knowledge a society has is the average radius of one person's knowledge.
Paper Weight
I heard that necessity is the mother of invention. Then I was thinking about the inventor of the paper weight. Now there's a problem that nobody had, with practically infinite solutions. Anything can be a paper weight. Even paper can be a paperweight.
16th C excuses
"Oh, my bad, I didn't realize you used the Gregorian calendar. I'm still on the Julian.
PDA
Ugly people are most likely to exhibit personal displays of affection. "Hey look at me, someone in this miserable world finds me attractive!"
Reflexes
I wish my wife had the same reflexes as our baby. That's right, grasping rooting and sucking.
Ask me any question
Whenever anyone asks me a question I just say, "I think I'm in the wrong place", and leave.
Emotion
What is your favorite emotion? What is the emotion you spend the most time with?
Try to make them the same answer and everything else should be a byproduct of that goal.
Try to make them the same answer and everything else should be a byproduct of that goal.
Snow Crash
Something I can empathize with, "the kind of person who feels most at home on the dark side of a one way mirror."
The Life Coach
Example used: Sting
Other options include singers of famous songs with girls names in them.
Opening scene: Bar, attractive woman with martini, empty seat to her side.
Loser enters: (imagine Jonah Hill type.) loser approaches bar, orders a drink and asks her name in what he imagines is suave but is actually a poor attempt.
She replies, "Carol"
"Are you sure its not "Roxanne"" Which he beings to sing loudly and obnoxiously.
She runs away in disgust.
Camera pans following Loser walking to the other side of the bar see him sit down
Loser: "I don't get it I did exactly what you told me and it didn't work at all"
Switch camera now focused on Sting on the other side of the booth. Pause for a second.
Sting: I don't understand, it always works for me.
Sting goes up to incredibly attractive girl. She is not looking at him
Sting: Whats your name?
She turns around and is immediately enamored with Sting. Says, "Megan".
Sting: "Are you sure it's not Roxanne" tears shirt off begins to sing, guitar is lowered lights change background musicians come out.
She swoons. He puts down the guitar, she jumps into his arms and he carries her away.
Possible follow-up scene. Short scene of Loser reattempting this time with taking off his shirt.
Other options include singers of famous songs with girls names in them.
Opening scene: Bar, attractive woman with martini, empty seat to her side.
Loser enters: (imagine Jonah Hill type.) loser approaches bar, orders a drink and asks her name in what he imagines is suave but is actually a poor attempt.
She replies, "Carol"
"Are you sure its not "Roxanne"" Which he beings to sing loudly and obnoxiously.
She runs away in disgust.
Camera pans following Loser walking to the other side of the bar see him sit down
Loser: "I don't get it I did exactly what you told me and it didn't work at all"
Switch camera now focused on Sting on the other side of the booth. Pause for a second.
Sting: I don't understand, it always works for me.
Sting goes up to incredibly attractive girl. She is not looking at him
Sting: Whats your name?
She turns around and is immediately enamored with Sting. Says, "Megan".
Sting: "Are you sure it's not Roxanne" tears shirt off begins to sing, guitar is lowered lights change background musicians come out.
She swoons. He puts down the guitar, she jumps into his arms and he carries her away.
Possible follow-up scene. Short scene of Loser reattempting this time with taking off his shirt.
Ice honey
There is an expression describing someone as "honey for the icebox" in that cold sweats won't spread
TV Guide
I just got a job working for the TV guide network. Yeah I have to turn the crank to make the channels go by like old school car windows. Does anyone use the TV guide network anymore. Every cable or satellite company has that ability built into their remote, you don't need to wait anymore. You just want to see what channel (exaggerated TV show based on type of audience, eg real housewives of atlanta). But no you had to wait 5 minutes while it tell you whats on all the movie channels and the government access or the (exaggerated TV show in opposite direction based on type of audience eg 5 million sports channels, I mean seriously how many games can you watch, mimic guy trying to futilely explain)
and while its going through they try to entertain you with (example exaggerated to audience eg. 80s movies fuckin 16 candles or some other molly ringwald John huges bratpack garbage) which honestly wouldn't be to bad, I actually really like breakfast club I'm not sure why I said that, anyways, it wouldn't be too bad except the bottom third of the screen is taken up by the fuckin crank machine that is really the only reason you're on the channel anyway. So maybe my arm gets tired and the reel starts to just creep along so you think you have enough time to go to (something crazy eg. shoo those bats out of the kitchen. What always happen's? right when you get back it passed over the channels you were looking for. So you sit, you promise that you will pay attention and not leave but the next time it comes around you aren't paying attention cause your dancing with Emilio and Judd (pantomime). By the time you actually find out the channels and the times you already missed whatever you wanted to watch. Whatever, at least it means now I can write some jokes from girls, half the guys here missed all those references I just made and half the girls were impressed with these moves.
and while its going through they try to entertain you with (example exaggerated to audience eg. 80s movies fuckin 16 candles or some other molly ringwald John huges bratpack garbage) which honestly wouldn't be to bad, I actually really like breakfast club I'm not sure why I said that, anyways, it wouldn't be too bad except the bottom third of the screen is taken up by the fuckin crank machine that is really the only reason you're on the channel anyway. So maybe my arm gets tired and the reel starts to just creep along so you think you have enough time to go to (something crazy eg. shoo those bats out of the kitchen. What always happen's? right when you get back it passed over the channels you were looking for. So you sit, you promise that you will pay attention and not leave but the next time it comes around you aren't paying attention cause your dancing with Emilio and Judd (pantomime). By the time you actually find out the channels and the times you already missed whatever you wanted to watch. Whatever, at least it means now I can write some jokes from girls, half the guys here missed all those references I just made and half the girls were impressed with these moves.
"I don't know"
I don't know is the answer to any question. At least you are never wrong, just ignorant.
Small World
I hate it when people use the expression "its a small world".
No, you just live in your own small world.
No, you just live in your own small world.
Black-Eyed Susans
When I was a kind in school there was a girl I liked and she liked me. We talked would talk all the time and once I led the conversation to find out her favorite flower. I thought I could use this knowledge later to make her happy. Except the only time I ever used it was to make myself cry because I didn't talk to her much after that and a few years later she died of cancer.
I was going to put a bouquet on her tombstone, but I didn't want to have to explain myself to anyone so instead I just imagined that I did. I suppose that since she is dead now the thought counts more than the action, and now whenever I see Black-Eyed Susans I cry.
I was going to put a bouquet on her tombstone, but I didn't want to have to explain myself to anyone so instead I just imagined that I did. I suppose that since she is dead now the thought counts more than the action, and now whenever I see Black-Eyed Susans I cry.
Friday, January 20, 2012
Faith
Faith is like standing in the middle of a fire and the only thing keeping you from burning is that you don't believe it can. You start to imagine the heat and you don't know how long you can last because as soon as you give in, even a little, you burn up and get sucked in forever.
Killing
Killing is the act of turning an animate object into an inanimate object.
Is there a word for doing the opposite?
Is there a word for doing the opposite?
Unsure Facts
Sometime's I'm not sure about a fact but I will still use it in in a conversation. My fear is that someone will remember they learned it from me and pass on the knowledge to someone else.
Everyone Dream
One of the best things about dreams is that they are accessible to anyone at anytime.
Well-Suited
A movie about a a social group of tailors and seamstresses. When the characters interact they wear outfits made for them by the host.
Possibly murder mystery using clothes as clues?
Possibly murder mystery using clothes as clues?
Free Will
The problem with free will is not that you have an inability to make choices, it is that you can't choose your process for choosing.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Vampire
Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder what it would look like if you weren't a vampire? Any other vampires in the audience tonight? So i guess I'm the only one turned on by the varicose veins on the old lady outside.
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