I was in Mexico and I tried to find a home depo. There was only one and it was shaped like a pentagon.

Tandem stilts

Front to back like a horse, or one on double top.

korchnoi mirror glasses

have you ever read a book and not used a bookmark, just been like, "I'll find it".

2020 the summer of hats

the alzheimer ward, where memories leave but they don't enter

if my son goes to school and cathces the coronavirus and dies can I sue the school

Who's the oldest child you know?( In a good way)

Uncle Bruce

The amount of exposition they give Yu-Gi-Oh is the amount I need for chess.

Can I get less front teeth from Santy Clause this year?

Did Jesus have all the classic signs of suicidal, always thinking of others and never himself, giving away all his possession, no one who really 'knows' him. Surrounded by yesmen, death at 33. Dying on the cross was like suicide by cop.