Calling star wars star trek shouldn't still be funny except it still makes nerds correct you which is funny

What was the most surprising death that ever happened on April fool's day

the best massage I ever got was a hand massage from lawrence xing during in 4th grade when our class when to see a play, i think it was the crucible

Bring my own microphone so I can drop the mic

One of The cheapest thing you can buy is a stamp, send a letter a cross the country for 50¢ I can't even get 1 nugget for that