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Did you know that the llama is the only mammal to have two L's as the first letters of its name?

What if Mengele invented Jewish zombies?

Why are straight jackets uncomfortable?
Never stop resisting.

Christopher Plummer sounds like Morgan Freeman

If you are too young to get that reference, you're young enough to have looked it up on your phone already

Impression of Hannibal doing a bit about Fabio joining his gym.

"I don't think I want Fabio in my life that much."

You're not supposed to get high before yoga? I'm sorry I must have some kind of misunderstanding. Should I not be high at church either?

A true hail Mary goes for 59 yards

Mark a dot on the mirror and rotate pupil/chackras around it