The worst thing to keep in plain sight in your car is food. Because impulsive people are more likely to only think one step out

You ever find yourself with a song stuck in your head? that's the worst actually even worse is when that song, that song thats stuck in your head, is like a song that is inappropriate like it has bunch of blasphemous curse words and you work at some kind of place where cursing is frowned upon, like a like a church. That wouldn't be good, you go up to do some preaching and spreading the good word and the church bells are ringing and then you find your foot tapping, tapping to the sound of hymns being sung and you think, "hey, this partcular hymn verse sounds very similar to snoop doggy dog. And you start imagining snoop's lyrics over the church bells, and then all of a sudden the church bells stop ringing, but your imagination is still singing the song. And then you realize that after the song ends that means that now its your turn to talk. So now you're trying to rember some speech you thought up five minutes before the service started, but you cant because your head is riddled with curse words and blasphmy, and maybe you make it through your sermen and the thing with the thing and the song is still stuck in your god damn head, so you decide to start humming the song thinking maybe that will make it go away. But then a member of your congregation a lone sheep in your flock as you would say. And that person is coming up to you for advice on a very serious matter like, their house was burnt to the ground in a fire and all their possesions were engulfed and their children are covered with third degree burns. Meanwhile you still have that song stuck in your head from before, that song with snoop doggy dog. So the person comes up to you and they dont want to just begin a conversation by saying "my house burned in a fire!", they want to eas you into it. So they say something like, "say whats that song you're humming?" and you try to lie but you arent very good because you never practice. And you cant say the truth because you dont want this person, one of your subjects, if you are the object they are your subjects. You dont want them to know who you really are, you want them to know the person that you pretend to be.

or like its not a song that makes you look like you are pretending to see.

How wide would a grave have to be in order for you to be able to dig one six feet deep?
Given that the material you are digging is...
A. Clay
B. Sand
C. Loam
D. Water

Collection of morbid math story problems

podcast where a child "reads" a story and I play uncle bruce