Every chair is a rocking chair if im sitting in it. Except bean bag chairs, those become rolling chairs

I'm gonna ride you To the top of left-of-center

I bet you check your eggs before you buy em. Roasted

A bit where I compare apples and oranges

"Greek Tragedy" 

An opening theme song for an Oedipious action tv show with the theme song being a parody of "Tragedy" by BeeGees. (After his eyes are out)

Tragedy!

When you marry your mom and stab out your eyes

I like you because you like me the same way that I like myself.