How do you land a kite?

The thing about kites, great at flying, no denying em that. But as good as they are at flying, equally bad at landing?

Good thing that kite ideas didn't take off. Airports would be rediculous.

I feel like we buy clothes very cavilerly these days.

Back in the day if you bought a shirt, that was your shirt. 

So you were going way more out on a limb with your fashion decisions, you had to be very aware. You buy a hat that's too Brown and all of a sudden you're brown hat guy for the rest of your life, or until you wear out a hat 

It's hard to wear out a hat. They don't get alot of wear and tear, not like the knees of your jeans.

Takes a while to wear out a hat, even if you wear it every day.

They say you lose 80 % of your heat out of your head. But what about your neck?

Caligri fiends