Butt welding

Did you learn how to streach a joke from the back of a limousine?

Cast of crew all demonstrating work out machines with black handles

Roast of ice cube, "ice cubes a baller, he can play any sport, I saw him last week play hocky, fucked around got a triple double, two points two instigating and two for makin foos check themself
That's a black hocky joke, there's only like 2 of those, treasure it.

Invent rediculous scenarios where common aphorisms become incredibly poor advice