I like the song "I want candy" it expresees my deepest emotions

You every be like you know what I haven't done in a while? check your voicemail.

Dial it up I had 42 voicemails. Feel like Russian roulette. Going through the history of all the time I fucked up bad enough that  someone had to call and leave me a message.

James: we da juice in The Juice

It's a childish game to change b and c not tough. It just sounds funny

Talk like a gangster but in pig latin, or zoom language