watermelon is one of the few things that is judged by the color of it's insides.

what weights more the inside or the outside of a watermelon. Depends how hungry you are.

I want a girlfriend just so I can buy a watermelon at the grocery store and not fell intimidated.

What about the optimistic suicidal

Not enough foods are aphrodisiacs these days. Back in the day Evey leaf and root was being marketed as an aphrodisiac.