Most of my jokes are inside jokes so they might not work, after I blow the roof off this place!

Asked but never told Brave but never bold Bluff but never fold Shame but never scold Shook but never rolled Convinced but not cajoled Cool but never cold Win but never gold Always fit the mold

On average 1 every three rulers has been used to measure a penis.

Is it better to be a translator if your native language is the one you are translating from or the one you are translating to.

A draft is good for the church, not only because more people turn to god due to the war but more people would become members of the clergy/(female clergy?) to escape the draft.

"An entertainer tries to make love to the audience, an artist is a masturbator, he wants to please himself."