I write down the thoughts I have during the day on a notepad. Then transcribe them in a more coherent form in this blog.
If a food doesn't look tasty, it's already failed its first test.
Go on stage and describe untasty food, call it "polish ___"
Hot dog rolled in pop rocks, polish pasty
Harder than a Chinese crossword
Insurance companies should have their own police for prevention
Who are old superheroes
