If I married Sheryl Crowe I would take her last name
Same with Russell

What's the smallest increment of candy that you eat one at a time,

Not nerds, not mnms

Don't worry I'm flying in coach/koch brothers private plane

Jesus died on the cross. Better or worse than 9-11

Most famous death of all time was Jesus. We all know how he died. Very famously. If you don't know, turn to the nearest  Italian or Mexican man and ask to inspect at their necklase.

And you would think that after having the most famous death of all time. You'd think

Game of thrones "what kind of God would bring me back just to kille again." George RR Martin, me , and real god. He brought Jesus back for three days just to kill him again

How do you think Jesus died the second time?
Falling down a flight of stairs, tripped on his flip flops.

What I've learned from blouse shopping is that I have big armpits