white male

Im a racist, im also a sexist, which basically means im a white male. You know how children don't know not to point at people and call them fat or stare at a chick with big tits. being a man is like being a child. have you ever seen a guy on the street do a catcall. (example) and how does the girl respond, (you sexist pig!). and she's right but what she doesn't understand is that every guy in the world is a sexist pig. Just like how we all have that inner child who wants to run around the candy store, every guy has a sexist inner child. But there's two ways to learn how to grow, punishment and reward. girls, have you ever not give a little something to your man as punishment for not doing something earlier in the day. You aren't changing who he is, you are just making him be what he's not.

sarah mclachlan

have you heard about the new sarah mclachlan commercials? the ones that try to get you to donate money by sing a sad song an showing pictures of abused animals? well it looks like she extended her efforts to now include abused women, its a combo charity, pictures of dogs and women who were abused.

peanuts

i have a packing peanut allery, I can't use anything that has been shipped.

more land

Problems with the world's design if supposed to be built for humans: too much water. I mean 75% here's an idea, how about more land!? and none of that ice shit up north either that doesn't count, im talkin throw an extra couple islands in the bahamas.

i believe in...

I believe in god, just not the god that any of you fools are buying into

why don't they make food that's good for you taste good, where did those evolutionary channels cross paths?

cursed that all of your dreams come true

rediculous king perspectve. exe. if they don't have bread then why don't they just eat cake?

fly wars

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis but after becoming a fly, use superio intellect to incite rebellion.

adam sandler

make a website called awesomeo.com that is a random movie plot idea always involving adam sandler.

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis

my favorite song in the world used to be the ice cream truck, but then one time i met a guy who told me that was his job for 4 years and now he doesn't have a summer memory without it playing in the background so now i have mixed feelings about a song that use to symbolize pure goodness

what is the ignorant perspective? -saying no is an excuse to remain ignorant

do you like good food? you do? darn it, i had a bet going, i thought you liked bad food. like good news for people who like bad news

what would heaven actually have to be for you to be able to enjoy it forever, it would require you to not maintaion a constant perspective

you have to be able to sympathize with the people you hate, cause when you understand someone's motivation its easy to see yourself making the same mistakes.

(racist bit about black women being the strongest race) black women are the reason slavery ended, if you saw lincoln, why did Tommy Lee fight so hard to get slaves free? Cause he had a black woman behind the scenes pulling the strings. Once they got that they still had to put all them weak white woman on their back to get universal sufferage

pop rocks

what's you favorite candy -crowd work based on what candies are better than others similar to dinasour bit.

hunger

i'm sorry, am i making anyone hungry? Well that's ok, I'm making myself less hungry.

duh

in order to change my opinion i just need to hear my perspective reflected back to me by someone stupid and i immediatly begin to disagree.

grass

how much grass would you have to eat in proportion to different animals. What would be the most efficient digestional system? (Photosynehtis)

politeness

-it is not polite to know too much -is the middle ground present between all classes? -life goal, make philisophy polite to discuss -why are money religion and politics sterotypically impolite topis? (a tool of those on top to mantain opression)

memory

memory -accessed through motivation -semantic vs episodic relies on context -synsethetics have extra strong memories