Sunday, February 26, 2012
Creationism vs. racism
When I try to teach someone bigoted about one topic I do it by pitting another of their bigoted beliefs against it. Creationism vs. racism. Explain how the reason black people are better at basketball is because of evolution. That way they have to change at least one of their bigoted views. (Act out exaggerated confusion culminating in head exploding).
Basketball Practice
Basketball training where the players shoot every type of basket (3's layups jumpers from all over) and if they shot below a certain percent from that spot they wouldn't be allowed to take that shot during games. If they did and they missed than they would have to do laps for every percent point they were below the accepted for that shot.
Laying down the King
A murderer who played you at chess for your life. He had a set where there was a magnet under one of the squares so if the king moved there he would be knocked over.
Circlejerk
with the help of technology we will evolve into a society approaching complete common knowledge, exe memes, reddit chain of thought (circlejerk).
Individual Knowledge
Whenever you can only think of exaggerated counter examples then it is likely that more additional layers of context lie beneath.
Encyclopedia
I need to invent the next level of encyclopedia; biography of a universal life told thgough every possible thought.
Nirvana
The way to reach nirvana is through evolution as a species, not just through evolution within the individual
Drug Efficiency
A Matirx like injection point surgically implanted for more direct/efficient drug use.
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