dumb and lonely

Sometimes when I'm lonely I read hallmark birthday cards at the grocery store and it makes me feel better

Opening shot heaven. Enter through gates into heaven. A velvet rope in front of a staircase, whose hidden by clouds. A sign in front that reads. Presidential suite.
Scene with all our favorite presidents as angels. (Teddy, Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson, Regan)
Presidents are trying to start a band because they are tired of just listening to harp music. They ask around to see which presidents play which instruments.

Does the president play an instrument? Has a world leader ever played a cool instrument? What if the president of Poland makes beats for fun on the side.
What if Obama played bass.

What if there was a band of world leaders.
Meets Fleetwood Mac.
Band problems have international implications