This comic got me hooked like I'm a rainbow trout and it's a purple wholly bugger. Like I'm a steelhead and it's a downrigger with a 2 foot flasher.

If the video poker machines didn't make so much noise a casino would be easily quiet. Rows and rows of people silent in front of screens. No social interaction or communication. A thousand people playing video poker and three silent blackjack players.

Locals play video poker. The casino up the street is for people from out of town. On a Monday at noon, the security guard at the entrance knows almost everyone there.

Worst songs to hear in the bathroom of a casino during a moment of sobriety:

Video of people's faces as they leave a casino. Interviews at the busstop