Dog Life

My dog doesn't have enough going on in his life to ignore a bump in the night.

Graffiti+

Graffiti is an attempt to add an aesthetic level to something originally designed for function.

Bill and Pete

I want to see Pete Carrol act as Bill Clinton in a bioepic and then watch Bill Clinton act as Pete Carrol

Just Married

Prank, "Just married" your single friends car.

Against all odds

How often does something 1/1,000,000 happen to you. Infinite How many significant. Once a week if you pay attention.

Born Again

How do "born again Christians" compare in their religious fever with those who were born that way the first time. Is the passion compensatory, academic or rote?

I work

I love the rain because it means I'm out working when the other guy isn't.