I write down the thoughts I have during the day on a notepad. Then transcribe them in a more coherent form in this blog.
Jimmy Carr is the British Steve Harvey
Metric system isn't better for conversation. No one's telling me to centimeters forward. If something's far, it's miles.
Do a stand up special and call it "Dr Reverend Mr Luther King Jr" and have every joke start with " I had a dream"