Monday, September 5, 2016

Sham is not a great name for a product with supposed magical quality.

The focal refocusing when looking at an embering bowl is a trigger

What are comics most afraid of. What would be emersion therapy exercises for those fears

the funniest thing about sex is that everybody does it but you never get to see it

not paranoid car

not paranoid car Three stoners in a car Jacob Straight edge Cheech/Chong Outside shot of tie dye van blasting music in the back of a parking lot smoke billows out the window inside the car, a conversation about weed then a light through a window sparks a paranoid conversation, they bush it off to paranoia, "yeah this weed makes me paranoid sometimes" "yeah I did a bunch of acid when i was 17 so I see lights sometimes" outside shot of a property manager in a pantsuit calling the cops with a tone of disgust like a 16 year old girl who's only chore for her allowance is to take out the trash inside, conversation returns to weed but returns to paranoia when cop lights flash brush off with explanation of light ball, "but it seems more red and blue, did the green and yellow bulbs die out outside shot of additional cop cars pulling in, dogs tugging on leashes and barking outside inside van, do you hear those dogs barking? "Your feet been killing you to? takes off shoes, my dogs have been barking since I took that molly on Thursday and danced in flip flops for 6 hours." No but seriously I hear dogs. did someone let their dogs out? "guy changes the music to Who let the dogs out" Outside the cops are closing in when rambo drives up with a propped up machine gun in the back of a flatbed truck, mowing down police officers inside, turn on some different music, like some... bullet whizzes by, "what was that"