If you die from auto erotic asphyxiation.  When you're dead is your cock still hard,,, or do you come right after you die (like the...) or is it a secret, its the only way to reach rigamortis still erect. Its what the pharaohs did when thry died so they could bring their big dicks to heaven with them

BET The Voice

The Voice reapproriated for b.e.t. but white people cant say n word. Ceelo and blake have protoges and go back and forth. Only at the end does blake discover eminem.

Black plague

The black plague,, killed 32million people from sweeden to sicily..
It never successfully spread to africa... probably because they were already black

You were revolting before che Guevara was in diapers

You're the only guy I know who loses weight when he farts

A serious moment with 2 Chainz

A serious moment with (insert bobastic rapper exe 2chain, lil john) talk serious topic. Instead of between two ferndvit between 2 bitches shakin ass in our face the whole time. Extremely close to face, shoot in closeup with ass still in frame. Before answering a 3rd question, hold up on finger signaliing to wait a moment, then moterboat ass cheeks. After comercial switch ass to tits

When a child is born, so is a father

Im pro life, I make all my money through rape babies

Its not statuatory if she already has a kid, I'm pretty sure

Hows it feel to be the #1 option for a gay make a wish kid now that Michael died

Put my desktop on my lap