You know how you're not supposed to rub your eyes when they're itchy. I do it anyways. But then it feels so much worse when you stop that you do it more.
What's that thing that one you stop doing something bad it hurts too much to quit that you keep doing it even though it's bad.

Character who only speaks in music quotes.
not toungue in cheek

Have you ever solved a math puzzle them laughed to yourself?

What kind of comedian would that be?

Star wars counter argument: Say "Luke Skywalker" 50 times

Truth or Dare.
Truth.
What do you look like naked?

A classroom where everyone has different Cuckoo clock wrist watches that are a little off each other timewise. One watch noticibly larger that goes off last and when the watch opens the door opens and a guy in a giant bird costume enters screams cookoo and does a crazy dance