"Things that put hair on your chest." - My grandfather Eating bread crust, Chopping wood, Whiskey, Watching hockey, Waking up early, Taking cold showers, Playing outside, Eating Wheaties with Cream, Shooting a gun, Sun on your back, Carrying heavy things.

Whiskey

Whiskey is a good name for a cat

when you are an adult you can buy a balloon at any time. Young children are baffled that this ability is not more frequently exercised. What if I walked around with a balloon all the time? What if I tied it to my back belt loop so it would float behind my head and then I would pretend I didn't know it was there.