Monday, September 15, 2014

tim buck

i adopted two boys from timbucktu, it cost me ten bucks for the two of them, they are both named tim and my last name is buck so to not get mixed up i caal the older one tim buck one and the older one tim buck also (repeat with variations never hitting the timbuck too or two line) -

juneau 2

1 down alaska capital=juneau 1 across michael cera's knocked up= juno 2 down rick ross date rape=uoeno
ask people how many kids mlk had to see if they really know mlk's i had a dream speech (it is the very next word after the most well know "i had a dream") (I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.)
a sarcastic tone for longer phrases: talk in the cadence you would to a baby.
i went to a therapist, that shit is bullshit, she's all like,"hey you know that thing you're doing? that thing that's bad, how bout we try not doin that ok? How's that sound" and i'm like "Oh! ya know I never thought about it that way. It never even crossed my mind, that thing I do, the bad thing, its bad for me. I never thought of it that way before. "