Twenty heads jumeped into a pool. 20 4headds jumped out. How?

It feels weird to stop in the middle of a hallway.

Call beggars rebbe nachem

Perspective is the breadth of time

How many years before you can call something tradition

A spoon FULL of sugar seems a bit much.

I used to have a five piece suit but I'm slimming down.

Have you ever played that game where you pretend the ground is lava. Practally an improvement!
It's like we knew instinctively at a young age that the ground is bad and not to be dealt with.

Black guys like to over dress white guys like to underdress

We all have our weird ways of organizing things. I have my music organized chronologically, by when I first listened to it.

Back in the spice trade days you had to know your spices like drug dealers know cocaine. Tester kits for saffron.

Why is reading so easy.

What is the history of fireworks. What are the order of innovation. What was early and what was recent.

My father... art in heaven.  I don't know what art means but I say it every day and only use it in this one context.

Is my dad doing art in heaven?
Is everyone's name Arthur in heaven?

Depression can be even worse if you can afford it.

My cousin is a professional science experiment

a lot of life as a child is a balance between cool and smart.

Learning things as an adult has a different context and stand out like humor at school. When my child comes home from school I would make him do a extreme detailed summary of his day. Do daily summaries with your child, practice their memory, recall, articulation, enrichens the day creating memories to share

"If your student isn't getting at least/most an 80% you need to adjust the curriculum." - me I wrote this

People say I look like Justin Timberlake so much that I've had people call me Justin Bieber and when I say, do you mean Justin Timberlake and they say "oh yeah" and that has happened to me more times than I have fingers.

You ever realize the song playing in tour headphones is the same song that's playing in the grocery store. Embarrassing

Give all the audience the same shirt that the performers wearing. They will all feel like they are on your team.

I'm in a Hot Chocolate cover band called lids.

When it comes to Hot Chocolate some people like the drink and some prefer the band but really, everyone's a winner.