Wednesday, May 28, 2014

i don't believe i'm better than a criminal, just that i haven't encountered the same temptations (there but for the grace of god go i)
is prison slavery? a world where the punnishment for breaking the law is slavery to the person you harmed

eye for an eye

what kind of actions would be necessary for society to forgive each cardinal indiscretion. child murder, give one of your own children, your child isn't as good, go through the progressive discussion of what would make up indiscretion. how about what could make up for rape? theft is easier, (what about blasphemy (not to be confused with obscenity)the reason the church would accept money as pentance payment is that the discretion didn't actually harm anyone)

genie pranks

a story about the history of a prankster genie and how he tricked people who made poor wishes, exe if you could fly but your max speed was like 1 mph, wish for so much money that the currency goes bankrupt, good intentioned wishes like savin the rainforest or global warming or racism or overpopulation resulting in modest proposal type solutions exe magic carpet turns bald man into werewolf magician

very merry

tell every audience it's my birthday, or unbirthday, today instead of doing celebrity birthdays, celebrity unbirthdays

"thanks obama"

a collection of people playing the system who are no longer able and they all say "thanks obama" sarcaastically advertisment for democrats

southern insult

does this place serve biscuts? cause i feel like im lookin at a goddamn barrel full of crackers

yeah right!

i gotta learn an owen wilson impression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGYGhAPlsVM

flag day

pitch a holiday movie for underappreciated holiday (this flag day)