I just want to be successful enough that if I'm killed it's considered an assassination

Isn't it crazy that you can pluck a certain length string and communicate the same song as blowing into a certain size tube

If a girl tells you she likes your shoes that means she looked you up and down, inside and out, and that's the only redeeming quality she could find but for some reason she feels obliged to say something

Does the supreme Court have a secret service?
How many supreme Court Justices have been assassinated?