Hannah roast jokes:

Hannah has three children. How Hannah got three children, unclear.

Hannah takes care of her three kids with her two exes of indeterminate size shape race gender or sexual orientation. When I picture Hannah's two exes I picture... 

The Pokemon Missingno and a chack outline of a dead body 

Saw a midget start to run. He threw his head forward like a bull and ran with his body at a 45 degree angle

The guy who founded Arby's was like, you know what people love? Roast beef.

He was wrong