Marie antionette

The other day i was trying to make a sandwich but i was out of bread so i took marie antoinet’s advice and I used cake instead. I'm not going back. You'll know what I'm talking about after you've had a nice salami sandwich between two slices of chocolate cake. Yesterday i had a tuna on funfetti. They say an apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze but add some turkey and you start to understand American pie from a different perspective

Hypothetically if you were to guess a woman's weight is it better to guess under or over. Cause if you guess under its like, oh i didn't think you were a fat pig but now that i have this new information  i guess you are. But if you guess over its like; oh i thought you were a fat pig. Oh your not oh my mistake i thought you looked like a fat pig but i guess that's just how you look. Don't worry you look way fatter than you really are.