Chaos

Human reproduction is a chaotic system.

Comedy Directions

Comedy set gradually building up audiences willingness for smarter jokes instead of crude or another direction.

Jerry/Hisenberg

So what's the deal with turbulence?

I'm a Bitch

Transform the Louie CK bit of decision making from, "I'm an asshole" to "I'm a bitch".

The King's Clothes

I think fasion was invented when

Grinds my Gears

I think most people are upset with the way things work because they compare it to an ideal rather than from where it evolved.

Working for Websites

Saying that you work for a website is more impressive than saying that you own/manage/run a website.

Courts

Optimistically, businesses will reduce the crime rate so they have better access to the court system.

Vegas odds

% of basketball games that go into overtime

Learn to Win

I would rather learn than win.