My friend lost his cat and I suggested that she put up a lost cat sign with a picture of her cat. She said "I didn't know you could take pictures of a cat"

Wouldn't it be fine if I could just rhyme every line in a jokes sentence?
It would be devine, if I could only find
A way to convey a funny premise
And yes I know that I just rhymed the word premise with premise.
I've quickly run out of steam on the entire premise
And really I could say anything and it would technically rhyme as long as I end the phrase with the word premise...

They should call red delicious apples red not delicious, it's not a very good apple... Premise

When Charles Darwin realized that we evolved from making monkey I bet he was like "I wished I invented the Frisbee."-Karl Pilkington