Band name. The the

"Keeping kindness alive is a tragic and sacred job. and you're doing it." -Naomi to me

Ann D'amore

Cannibal Fish that only eats bigger fish

Breaking News; Trump call "It" "Great"

fire and kill with diabolical skill build an empire, livin higher on the hill I got a new chip off an old brick bought a new whip for a cold bitch I'll burn a label just to turn the tables yall heard the fables, I'm sure unstable

Whenever I witness a major athletic event, I imagine Hunter S Thompson noticing it out of the corner of his eye from some decrepit setting. The culminating achievement of countless lives, acknowledged and moved on. One sentence among pages but a sentence that exists in millions of stories.

hot tub is my birth control of choice

If I could be any superhero I would be Daredevil because I always wanted to be blind

Do you think Evel Kineval convinced anyone his real name is Evel by spelling it Evel instead of Evil?

wear a tie when swimming

Q: What's that butterfly for? A: It looks pretty.

If the Louvre was destroyed with it's contents, what would the consequence be?

Billy on the Street Bit. Mo Rocca or Louix Thorou Wrong! That's Ira Glass!

is it a true paradox if it doesn't translate to a different language?

politicians are paid scapegoats

did L Ron Hubbard have a mother and a dog?

poison food

first caveman who decided to write down the last thing people ate before they died. He realizes a common food is poisonous but struggles in convincing people.

Is watching sports physically healthier for you than watching cartoons (mirror neurons)

mouth operated flashlight

People ask me if I have a poor memory because I'm always writing stuff down. I tell them I have a great memory, I just don't keep it all in my head.

glasses are condoms for butterfly kisses

ON a scale of 1-10 1 being apathy and 10 being pride, where is cool? I'm thinking 3-4.

Let's take this fight outside. IN fact lets take it to Vietnam. That way if I lose I won't be the only American who fought in Vietnam and lost. t

story about a lonely suicidal person who wants to commit suicide but has a friend who convinces them to go super in debt to do bucket list before committing suicide. Only person on roller coaster with arms down ice cream melting over hand in a ball pit or a bed with a million pillows cut between these scenes with the same facial expression

Girls Wanna have fun > YMCA

Superman likes warhead candy, but not the black cherry. Too sour.

What is stalling gas mileage. Compare to human brain.

"You were in the infantry? That's pretty fancy, most of my family never made it out of childbirth?" - Brett Emmerson

France wishes it was an island

Green light means go... back to bed

How many questions do you ask a day. What are the averages for different age groups?

The bottom of hell is frozen because heat rises. That's why there's snow on the top of mountains. When Hell freezes "Over"

If you can play basketball, you can make friends in america.

F Lee Bailey.

Character who keeps telling DJ Khaled negative things

Looking up a word that you don't know while reading a book. There's no movie equivalent. You never have to pause a movie cause you don't understand and consult another different movie.

The closest thing is when you're watching a movie and you see someone who you recognize from another movie but you can't remember their name. It doesn't really impact your ability to understand what's going on, but it's distracting enough that I can't move past it.

IMDB is like the movie dictionary.

What are the cheapest and most expensive ways to die