Infomercial for suicide
Openng scene. Two guys on a hike. one guy smoking a cigarette
I give up!
You can't give up we're almost there.
(sits down on floor) I give up
You have to move sometime, you can't just live on this spot forever. Going for a walk isn't really something you can quit.
sure I can. my doctor prescribed this medicine. (pull out pill box) He said that with this pill you can quit anything you want. plus it's organic
let me see that. do you think it could help me quit smoking? (throws the cigarette on the ground and grabs the box)
my doctor said it can help you quit anything.
so, it's says its an all natural, organic, hemlock extraction
sounds good to me.
alright lets give it a try
(both guys take the pills and immediately start twitching and frothing at the mouth before dropping dead on the floor>
are you tired of trying to quit but you find yourself falling back into old habits? how many times have you tried to quit drinking (foaming/convulsing death while holding a beer), quit a job (death at the office), or even get out of a bad relationship (death holding flowers in front of girlfriend)?
With suicide on your side, you can quit anything! Are you tired of making your bed every morning, tired of arguing with your parents, or tired of that long commute. Thanks to Socrates' all natural, organic, hemlock extraction you can quit them all with a single pill!
lying dead on the floor
testamony ""
