look it up in your ipads

a dennis miller comedian who, when the audience doesn't get an obscure reference says in a condesending tone, "look it up in your ipads"

A Different Snowflake

What is that (pointing at non snowflake.. Its a snowflake. No its not. Yes it is, Every snowflake is different. Some are just made out of wood have four legs and a flat top to sit on

Contemptible Congress

I've seen people lie in congress giving speeches. Why are they so rarely held in contempt?

Positive Punishment in Congress

In order to speak in congress, you first must incur a mild electric shock.