One way glory hole

Why do old people walk so slow. Have you ever seen someone over 90 run? How much can they ratch up.

Name son Shaft

Campbell's cut some corners this quarter

What kind of promotions can the dollar store have?

Ill try to make up for it with gesticulation and poignancy

Crib with a lid

Whirling dervish

Karate kid shower curtain costume

Michael medler

Steven pine

I wouldn't want to be Confucius' son

The son of Sun Tzu

Chris smith

I'm the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? It's been 20 years since this song came out, I don't think it's going to happen.

Force feeding dentures

The maid stole my towels

Moths are inside bats

You wanna buy a gun go to a handball court

Please don't trespass against me. I don't want to have to forgive you.

Have you ever licked the ground. It doesn't taste very good, it's true in every country.

Magician drug gang

You ever sleep wrong?

I like to skip but I don't like to do it in public because the general consensus on skipping is that it's gay. I think it's actually the other kind of gay but people got confused.

Gay is taking over light hearted happy things

Cooler weapons than guns

I don't like the ground