bill burr

do people ever mistype bill burr as bill butt

anyone watch porn, anyone have like a fovorite pornstar, isnt it sad when you realize your favorite pornstar is now a milf. Its kinda sad cause it goes by so quick but they make up for doing "sandman comin with a hook" crazy porn

The one that got away

I was walking home alone the other day, you know like how people do when nobody loves you, and I was thinking, what age did I reach that I no longer became kidnap material. I used to always be worried and I would plan out what I'd do. "(Act out different scenarios people would think)" only I was a kid and didt realize how the world works, so all my plans were predicated on the idea that the kidnapper would have to listen to me  and I could then make my case for why I would be bad kinap material, then he would be like "but you have already seen my face" so then I had two plans, one for if he was when wearing a mask and one if he wasn't. But all this was stupid because, if you've ever seen a kidnapping,  whats the first thing they do, (act out covering over mouth) and iys because, if yhey didn't smart kids would always be outsmarting them. (Act out conversation between two kidnapping pedophiles in "the fish that got away story tones. Ending with "and then he started quoting (outlandish philosophy text) and (theory within the text) just made too much god darn sence. Kidnapper 2 consoles #1 by explaining how its the thrill of the hunt.

transition into when do guys no longer become kindap targets, being a young boy is likek being a girl for kidnap/rape

michael jordan or lebron james, i went to africa and saw a kid with a broncos superbowl champions jersy you know how they make the shirts before the game and give away the wrong ones to africa well i found the place they sendin em to I saw a "insrt upset championships here" and to each one I said michael jordan, he said lebron james. so i bough all the shirts and opened up an ironic vintage shirt store and make millions of ironic hipsters told in chris rock style voice

online sketch where you ring a neighbors doorbell and have pitchforks and torches but asking in a very modern way "would you like to ???? an protest the new science building that is creating a frankenstien monster?"

anyone ever aksed you what's your first memory, memory before thought is mostly action, how to make youir heart beat, lungs breath, i still remember all of that, spectacularly, in fact most of the time i do it without even thinkin. you ever try to make your heart stop just by thinking about it?... I don't know if its physically impossible or mmentally impossible but i was on acid onetime and thats some scary shit. (Ask audience about first memory at some point) so most of our first memories are reflexes, like whn your doctor hits a hammer. Anyone know first reflexes you learn as a Grasping rooting sucking? These reflexes still apply and you can use them today. Did you know that when you rub a baby's cheek they will suck your finger? You( point at hot chick) your boyfriend ever slap you in the face with his dick? (whatever answer) You SUck it!' baby?

naked yoga studio for advanced yoga practitioners only

sean john= shan jahn

Did Diddy build the Taj Mahal?

Are you gay if you let another man suck your strap on?

You ever see the episode of house of cards where they disignin the money and the masons are fighting the illuminati over who gets to put their symbols on which ones. NO!