Masturbate in the shower because its the only place warm enough.

Two different guys in Bellingham drinking mimosas in a sports bar

Reasons you would eat fries for breakfast. Woke up too late for McDonald's breakfast but didn't realize till in drive through,  pregnant, Canadian

As a punt returner,  if its an obvious fair catch take two steps back and it might hit the back of a defender

Why at the VFW is there an emphasis on foreign.  Is it not for civil war veterans?

David koechner as the ambler in the rhald dahl lighter short story