I've been reading a lot more lately. Or more precisely I've been having girls read me bedtime stories.

It seems like the only time I loose weight is when I'm sick

Who sat who say "who sat who say who sat"

You know when you're counting on getting something for Christmas but then you don't get it so you just have to buy it for yourself.

Yeah kinda sucks, but what's worse is I don't even know where to get two front teeth.

You ever been reading a book and you forgot to mark your place with a book mark or something and you try to find your place.