When it comes to in and out. I like the in more than the out

Vatican city curling team

Chinese cowboy in western China

The bashful Jehovah's witness football player

Have you ever been doing a math problem, and you know the answer is one, but you can't prove it.

Child molesters.
Do children get in trouble for molesting adults?

Flower "style" is human "vagina"

I spend a lot of my time alone and it's a luxury I won't always have.

Heard a noise.

I'm not sure what it was but something fell.
What was up that could have fallen.
Did I leave something precariously perched, go to the bathroom and then forget about it?

Tweeze beard
Wax top of head

A tv commercial for a local church

I like games. I like to play footsie under the table with your wife.

Pick a rock off the ground, brush the dirt off

The gravitas of the stage brings poignancy to simple absurdity.