Changing impact

people who made money aint in the history books, its people who changed things.

#1 Brain Drain

#1 most ignorant thing in the world. Every american teacher designs their own curriculum. Biggest impact to collective intelligence

focus

what has more layers than the ocean? our ability to perceive

Tversky intelligence test

Sci fi story where going into the matrix is an option like donating plasma and becomes increasingly enticing like the opium den in incepton

Jeff Goldblum's watch

Insult: hey Jeff Goldblum get a watch! Then at least you'll know what time it is

Homophobia in males based on rape fear

Jb#2

Jack black captain underpants
Actually make it kyle

Fart man

How big can a character be who all his punchlines are farts.
captain underpants or Southpark?

man scent

hardware store cologne

Universal perspective

When people ask if I care about the environment I don't think that they are realizing their selfish perspective of "the environment". When they say mother earth is bleeding they really mean that it is becoming less favorable for the current people living here. There is no subjective better or worse environment when your perspective is no longer limited to a single species. A change that might be bad for humans might be more optimal fro some other species. Or vice versa. All environments are + from the perspective of the universe.

KKK Schizo

A story about infiltrating KKK and finding they are all litearal schizo that need help

Future Alcoholics

A short story about the future of alcohol in society when we have cars that drive themselves

Gun talk

nobody wanna talk its too easy to get a gun out here

Life value

why do people only say "how much is a life worth" rhetorically?

Kevin Nealon

When Kevin Nealon was on the Merve Griffin Show, which answers were canned?

Not heaven

What do people want to hang out with jesus up in heaven for? Is he like really good flag football player or something? Jesus always gets goes first when you play. Doesn't that mean that Jesus might not be on my team?. That's not heaven! Jesus throwin allyoops. getting dunked on by members of your family, even your dog up in heaven. playin like air bud. That's low man, your own dog. Tough to gaurd too. You're runnin around tryna box out meanwhile Jesus being that pass first point gaurd you knew he would be lob city to your grandma who's sticking her tongue out like MJ. That's not heaven! And thats why im no longer a Christain. But seriously.

New "Hip"

did you just get a "hip" replacement

Sweet Mt Range

Sugar vs rock candy mts

im hittin homers like the winds low

portrait self

Portraits looking down from the self perspective

Chocolate treat

Evocative and deep
like a chocolate I'm a treat

more than

more panache than Cyrano de Bergerac more shoes than a philippine first lady

Scifi seriese

Scifi series that's around man creating  invention like time travel and using it to get ladies ala groundhogday or somefing.

Peaness

the essence of peas- peaness

Asian tourists excessive camera use is cover for spys

Nose no

Q:Could you Gogol that for me? A: Got your nose!

Dostoevsky "The Idiot"

I'm having difficulty quoting my favorite novel without making the author look like an idiot. "Beauty will save the world'-Dostoevsky "The Idiot"

Air and life are potent hallucinations and death is the true awakening.

How does current life play as investment for future life? Maybe 2nd life new things can not enter the senses, your brain cannot create new but is frozen?

the meaning of life is childhood?

rube goldberg curse

rube goldberg cursed my mind, i choose a topic and watch my mind fall through topics like dominoes.

Limo

Obtain limo and limo drivers license wear disguise and pick up talk show guests talk with them and mine for convo to replay during show

Don't uses beings as adjectives.  Retarded, gay, etc

We should teach people to avoid tones rather than outlaw bad words

Look up website on google to avoid accidental porn. Quit advertising with the spelt out website give us the google wearch

soundtrackkks

with music these days i have a playlist for everything. Does anyone here have a playlist for porn? (set up for funny examples) 80's porn is rediculous enough witout yakkity sax over it

Clint Eastwood

Describe famous western characters in rap

Unless you know that it is JOe Liberman

more boring than an al gore running mate

dude

i am like the modern incarnate of bob dylan ya know, cause he was just, like a rolling stone and im just like rolling, and Im stoned.

Political campaigns do not need to exist

A pen out of Ink

What is the feeling when you finish a bar of soap, or run out of in in a pen. Why don't you feel it when you the roll of toilet paper has only 1 square? A woodsman feels it when he sharpens his axe, dull from a day full of splitting. A job completed. Is its opposite why it feels good to be prepared? If overdone are you cheating the system by rewarding yourself for something you haven't earned? Is it the opposite of OCD? The cure for OCD?

Mermaid Bummer

Christopher Columbus, who thought mermaids were real, went to the waters around Haiti, and wrote in his logbook that he had seen three mermaids. He said that they were not as beautiful as everybody said they were. Nowadays, people believe Christopher Columbus had actually seen three manatees. It is possible he saw them kissing one another, which is something they do when the meet each other in the water.

Free Lumia

Windows marketing campaign.  Free Lumia!

jack stone

jack black is keith stone movie ads and funding through keystone, maintain serious belivable character and plot for entire movie. Joe Dirt meets Hitch meets Marry Poppins. cameo appearance by current keith stone, they work together and have the same name? Anyone can be keith stone

Son of a Son of a Sailor

An exaggerated set of fantasy characters who list their lineage 80 generations back to Adam whenever they introduce themselves

threats

you can't threaten someone to be your boyfriend, but sometimes in 5th grade you don't know that yet

Ascob

Ascob cocker spaniel

Kids Prank show

Prank show for kids where you trick them to eat vegetables, a la cosby kids say the darndest

"whats the worst that could happen?"

I was at a bar the other night with a friend who was a little afraid of going up to talk to a girl. I gave him the classic "whats the worst that could happen?" so he got up and then the world exploded.

nose blows

A guy who never learned to blow his nose, instead of keeping a handkerchief he uses a baby suction, zach galafinaks style, oblivious to performing an embarrassing act

Woody Ray Allen

A Woody Allen Joke. My friend invited me to go play basketball I'm not very good I enjoyed watching but I don't play very well. I can't dribble, my shot is terrible, I always hits the inside of the rim and bounce around. terrible basketball player but a terrific lover

Dumb fish

Aquarium fish are the dumbest fish like what feral children are to human that's what like these fish are to the already stupid fish.

Be don't have

why do childhood job aspirations, they want to be the best, not have the best

how to act

real acting is not, what is my motivation, but what am i trying to motivate in my fellow characters. Actors are selfish and frequently stumble over this.

Penis name

Freud's nickname for his penis was weltanschlauung

Think of death

I love to think of death because it means I am alive!

When you are dead you cant think of life?

R. Lee Ermey in Comedy Central Roast

Bomber Bummer

72 virgins, twist, Nerds!

lee iacocca more like knee eye and cochlear

Quirky romano

Keith Stone

Jack Black as Keith Stone

Cottage cheese

My wife and I bought a cottage on the lake. we want to be fancy and we hold wine and cheese partys. you know the type realy hoity toity affair. So anyway we've hosted a few of these event, without a hitch I might add, and ive been looking to up my game ya know, really razzle and dazzle. Now I'm a professional subcontracter, I'm in the industry. I don't need to do all the work myself, although I could if I had to. No, Im looking for a signature cheese that I could impress with at my lakeshore abode, (its a one story house, more of a holiday home). I'm really looking for a cheese does more than the rest, im tired of the traditional pairings, charcuterie melon, i want a cheese that pairs with pears or peaches for my guests. Something thats easy to chew. Something fancy you know, that goes well with jello, did I say easy to chew, I also meant really watery, like runny watery so theres still juices left if you get it in a container, ya know wet so it takes out whats left of the already mild flavour, ya know? Chunky? Yes! Curdled? Yes, Please! I want a cheese that reminds you of a fat, old lady ass. There's a reason old guys are the only ones who ever eat it.

How do you maintain an ignorant perspective?

I don't know if its easy or hard to keep a connection with the disconnected. How do you see new things with the same perspective. everyone has topics in which they are frozen in ignorance. How do you maintain an ignorant perspective?

Hair of the Dog - Nazareth has a cowbell

red wedding

Thought the red scare was that time he ran out of johnny walker

Thought the red weeding was a Scotch only open bar wedding

The ones with fatherly figures, were the lottery winners

why don't politicians find a company that has a competitive advantage, possibly a monopoly (or close) on a resource. Tailor your bill so it has limitations that play to this competitive advantage?

"im in therapy now" transition from bad joke

Eatin'

Food Network ad to Eatin Gorilla Zoe

Dennis Miller,  "I was at a place...

A Dennis Miller movie where he goes to the future and his references are not recognized. He sees the world fall down the slippery slope he had predicted and ridicules with references that go over peoples heads

They have the markings of so many different tattoos that they called each other the Marx Brothers and I wasn't tempted to find out which one was
Groucho

Agreeing is a useless act if you are not in a position of power. It accomplishes nothing

Will Arnett as cris collinsworth

budd dwyer/Christine Chubbuck

why have there not been more budd dwyer/Christine Chubbuck moments? Abraham ben abraham

look it up in your ipads

a dennis miller comedian who, when the audience doesn't get an obscure reference says in a condesending tone, "look it up in your ipads"

A Different Snowflake

What is that (pointing at non snowflake.. Its a snowflake. No its not. Yes it is, Every snowflake is different. Some are just made out of wood have four legs and a flat top to sit on

Contemptible Congress

I've seen people lie in congress giving speeches. Why are they so rarely held in contempt?

Positive Punishment in Congress

In order to speak in congress, you first must incur a mild electric shock.

Hobbit Gwen

Sorry im not home right now, walking into spiderwebs gwen stefani lord of the rings crossover

Curiosity/laughter

what reaction do I want? NOT LAUGHTER BUT CURIOSITY Curiosity leads to learning which is the true root of laughter

Suicidal Vengance

it is not vengeance to murder a man who wants to commit suicide

When's Obama gonna get his dick sucked?

Tony clifton jr

Did robin Williams get the doubtfire part from the Kaufman joke?

Unexpected discovery

wilderness adventure reality show type program, suddenly switches when they happen traces of a untouched society and discovers Andy Kaufman. possible repeat of other wilderness type reality show happening upon other improbables

Butt welding

Did you learn how to streach a joke from the back of a limousine?

Cast of crew all demonstrating work out machines with black handles

Roast of ice cube, "ice cubes a baller, he can play any sport, I saw him last week play hocky, fucked around got a triple double, two points two instigating and two for makin foos check themself
That's a black hocky joke, there's only like 2 of those, treasure it.

Invent rediculous scenarios where common aphorisms become incredibly poor advice

Random jury with celebrity in it sketch. End up having to decide important case

Cannibal differences

What's the difference between a famous s*** and a cannibal? The cannibal eats the c*** before it comes out its ass

A da bears type sketch but replace with stoners preaching to come the chior

Unending tangents, ya know?

Character, "you know, the one" preface for unending tangents.  Possible topics onclude friends episodes

Guy wants wedding at biggest church in area no exception.  Biggest church is in prison. Big toug guys play sentimental, make statements,  "love is so beautiful"

Serious Tang

Movie about a Conspiracy theory group that is really pulling "all of the strings" 911 planes with gas, jews control media cause they say

A serious Pootie Tang

He knows, the breeze blows

Smart streets

street puppet with subtle voiceover tricking people in first draft to say rediculous or stupid answers. Reveal strange ignorances. Tricks to make street people look smart instead of always dumb, ask them math and dub over with slightly more complex, it will trick people who think we told the answers because you can see thought taking place.
Do one at Microsoft and have everone seem almost impossibly smart. Do it at uw and discover a trend that the hottest/ditsy blond sorority is by far the smartest (bonus, meet sorority girls)

If you die from auto erotic asphyxiation.  When you're dead is your cock still hard,,, or do you come right after you die (like the...) or is it a secret, its the only way to reach rigamortis still erect. Its what the pharaohs did when thry died so they could bring their big dicks to heaven with them

BET The Voice

The Voice reapproriated for b.e.t. but white people cant say n word. Ceelo and blake have protoges and go back and forth. Only at the end does blake discover eminem.

Black plague

The black plague,, killed 32million people from sweeden to sicily..
It never successfully spread to africa... probably because they were already black

You were revolting before che Guevara was in diapers

You're the only guy I know who loses weight when he farts

A serious moment with 2 Chainz

A serious moment with (insert bobastic rapper exe 2chain, lil john) talk serious topic. Instead of between two ferndvit between 2 bitches shakin ass in our face the whole time. Extremely close to face, shoot in closeup with ass still in frame. Before answering a 3rd question, hold up on finger signaliing to wait a moment, then moterboat ass cheeks. After comercial switch ass to tits

When a child is born, so is a father

Im pro life, I make all my money through rape babies

Its not statuatory if she already has a kid, I'm pretty sure

Hows it feel to be the #1 option for a gay make a wish kid now that Michael died

Put my desktop on my lap

Why aren't there new vegetables? They crows fruits like pluots but I've never seen a crossed vegetable. That's because vegetables suck. Would you eat a "grotesque exemples with funny combo names"

Stealing chainsaw

What do you stiel (chainsaw)

Model trains

I heard last week you fucked a model... train. Choo choo

emasculating insults

If I went for a low blow my foot might get stuck in your fat cunt.
If I tried to kick yiu in the crotch...

Did you hear the guy who invented the segway died when it took him off a cliff?
That segue was Almost as bad as the one you just tried

Short bus

Short bus driver, back seat.

How short is the bus you took to school?
You could do a u turn in a drive through.

Lonewolf loanshark

we can go do what you like, I know you like that. Good line or not?

Poor Dale

Dale Earhart Jr had a tough childhood, most people know that his dad Dale died in a car crash but almost no one knows about how his mom Emelia flew into the ocean

Raped in a holocaust shower

Shitty world

Its a nice world we live in, too bad we all have to shit so much

Lachrimose intolerant

Lachrymose intolerance

Big Character concept

Character who over analizes  every question

Carnival board

Carnival board meeting, seats go up and down like merry go round. People discuss and complain but ceo is obstinate till revealed at end

Class quiz based on what you really learn in class. Exe. How man ceiling tiles are there

Skit from the perspective of body part distracted by how it has to move while  a ridiculous scene is happening in background to character

Warren Buffett shops at borshimes in model of rick ross shopping

Warren Buffett as guest, inside look at his life. Lives like frat house/or lives like Rick Ross, use borshiems connection?

Shamwow millionaire

Character of hapless millionaire who made minor convenience. living a lavish life from the perspective of what a child would think a millionaire would do with their money

Did you know Starbucks is made from dead stars? Think about that next time

I went to Harvard

Not alot of people know this but I went to Harvard,,,  last weekend to throw rock at nerds. Dont tell on me,  not a lot of people know. Who woulda thought, the nerds bigggest weakness the geek kryptonite, ,, rocks. Sticks and stones may break my bones but nerds will never hurt me

I could whip out my dick, start pissing on the front row, and the people ib the back would just think its part of the act
Act out slightly incredulous back audience.
Then go back and forth between acting out front row getting pissed on

Stage Bathroom

Have you ever had to go to the bathroom on stage? The worst part,,, no privacy.
Have you heard about this bathroom on the streets of time square with oneway glass... I would masterbate.

Biggest fan

Biggest fan character, a giant person who is forced to be spokesperson for everything he likes because he becomes by default,  the biggest fan

Peer pressure hecklers

Explain to hecklers how peer pressure works acknowledge their punk ability to rise above and get them to use their powers for good like laughing at the show.
If doesn't work use peer pressure againts them.

Qr on business card

Qr code on business card that uploads contact information

I can only eat standing up.
Eat food gratuitously

Come out with popcorn and watch audience like a movie

Different food I've tried on stage and why they did/n't work, exe milk duds, chili.

Sometimes people complain when I eat in front of them, that I'm making them hungry (exaggerate how much enjoying the food)

They did not think I was funny at my last gig,,, at the soup kitchen or homeless sheler old folks home prison,,,,,,,,,it was a 3 hour long set so I had to bring a lot of food to keep up the bit for my act,,, I had a whole thanksgiving meal,,,, act out eating and them suffering and then comedically misplaced artistic justification

List of places my eating act would be inappropriate and how, old folks, bulimia, diabetes, funeral (food to loud, who has comedian at funeral anyway, actually I kind of like the idea but tough crowd)

Bit explaning circumstances creating and difficulties of having to perform comedy after funeral,,,, with loud food.

Dave attell drinking lesson

Defend from the position that I make fat people jealous, exe yeah, I can eat and still be skinny its called exercise and its all around you just have to look. You don't have to travel to china to find the special exercise temple where only true exercise can be accomplished, you dont need to by yoga mats and take special classess in (extreme example with own mini punchline), it can literally be anything, from chasing a ice cream truck to ___.  Ill tell you what Id do in jr high. (Food) I'd put on wrist weighs when I masterbated (food pause)
And (self imposed negative stimulation).
By sophmore year I looked like Popeye halfway through a can of spinach (act out popeye with only one arm poping)
To balance it out I ended up having to (?)

I hate to badmouth yoga because I love yoga pants and I think its worth pretending like I care about yoga if it means one more (type of girl) buys yoga pants.

Changing my last name to fitz. That way I can call my wife and daughters the misfitz.
My wife is only taking half of my last name, so I'm going to be a mr fitzmaurice and she's going to be a mrs fit.

I'm getting married and my wife and I decided something different,  instead of her changing to my last name me changing to hers or that hyphen bullshit (possibly tangent) we are both choosing a new last name. You know how difficult it is to choose a cilds name (make seem rediculously inconsiquential selfish and/or easy in comparison) examples of bad last names she wanted and I wanted (use her first and my middle initials as joke reveals. Eventually we decided on...

Comedian style where you eat food on stage. Used for comfortable pauses setting up expectation pause and twist.  Benefits include, food promotion , get to eat food, origional, character defining, easily shed, sourse of jokes, add layer to jokes, creates an introduction topic (possibly delayed for additional affect), something to do during heckelers, bring unexpected food out from pockets, topic of any food you bring (relatability)

Polly wanna, dahli lamma

The forest gump of farting at inappropriate times in history.  Exe, rosa parks was just trying to get away from the smell

A parable with parabolic structure

Ask a politician what is better to vote for a poorly made law whose philosophy you agree with or vote against it and wait for a revision

Always worst case scenario,  the world ends. Little kid afraid of jumping in pool, mom says what's the worst that could happen. He jumps in and the world explodes

Sperm whales eat a ton of giant squid everyday

Inside outside

Store that sells stuff for inside and outside a la bed bath and beyond

Iceberg Jim

"no sweat" "you don't know me" more idioms per inch than... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Genet

I feel one of the best ways to learn is allegorically true true life stories

Every thought

" I think I've thunk just about every thought there is in one way or another"
Let me give me you an example I was arguing with my friend Bill he said this and I said that and then I went to the library and I read plato and Socrates and Plato said this Socrates said that it's all the same man

Scale of sin

A scale of sin where you compare sins like sexuality verse incest

After set up of basic weeken at bernie premise, the remainder is carried out as character driven.
Which characters
Guy who want to grab what he can and mak a run, maybe a series of guys making this decision and bailing. These can be used later to come bc sck with plot resources.
People who want to sit tight and figure out

Maybe a note hidden in plain sight with a clue none can read

How 2 win friends

How to win friends and influence people class unexpectedly taught by polar opposite of Carnegie,  possibly trump or p diddy

W2nd paragraph,  blatant dick suck/explination of how louies style is perfect for kids say. Understands importance of seriousness.  Charctoer is ignorant sounding bouard who audience learns through.

Force kids to improv thoughts they xant have thought yet that most adults have.

Top 10 podcast

Get a guest and decide a top ten list. Maybe a different number for a pun title.
What are the rules for lists.
Fitzmaurice top 4 list

Talk show

Heavy topics like, how do you deal with death

Baby stand-up

An infant doing stand-up. Pun

Stand up has been easy for me for a long time. I started when I was 2 and back then the hardest part was just standing up, jokes were always easy

Typical hypocritical

Explanation of hypocrisy behind enjoyment of watching your siblings being punished by parent

Gay Prison

Sketch Idea: a gay only prison. Two directions which each should be guided by sexual explict allowances. 1 everybody is hsppy as and its a gay paradise (shallow).  2 examine the social hierarchy of an all male, homosexual society. (Oz level tv show deep)

Seperate idea: gay prison group that runs the yard cause they rule with the intimidation of rape that can't be used against

Forgive all actions, not motives

I can forgive or understand any action if I imagine the best motivation

Door to door boyfriend

Door to door salesman for becoming a boyfriend to find introverted girls

In and out

fit in an outfit

Fight fire

Firefighters that fight fire with fire due to misinterpreted political advice

Good morning America

A succession of rival shows move in on morning show ny street space

Gravity escalate

Down escalate should be powered by gravity

Night mare

Goodnight colt  good night foal, good night mare

Forrest gump

A forrest gump/hot fuzz style action movie where rediculous action scenes are happening all around him. He has to deal with the repercussions left in action heroes wake
Exe, has to be witness for insurance claim,  late for work because of car accident/chase,

Dog tags

Is it legal to tatoo your dog?

Karate kid Halloween costume shower

The ground is the only thing preventing humans from flying

elephant rhino hippo zebra horse alligator crocodile lion tiger grizzly bear black bear polar bear panda bear cow kangaroo giraffe wildebeest American bison water buffalo anaconda boa constrictor Jaguar boar walrus elephant seal bighorn sheep mountain goat dog wolf cougar emu gorilla chimpanzee orangutan howler monkey human  hyena donkey elk moose reindeer llama alpaca one hump two hump camel

Story where each character is a drug. Opening credits over each one consuming in appropriate way and environment

Walter fakes his own death at the end to escape

Teach kids to write raps in scool, it is on of the most difficult written mediums. You wrote the book I was going to write. Mib was written under the guise of a how to for rappers in attemp to be more direct.   Did your organization allow more specific exaples? It interesting that the people who would want to become therapists are the opposite of the kinds of people who need it.

Acount for that

We are blessed for the ability to account for numbers we cannot count, allows us to see farther than we can touch.

Monkey Ear

Barrel of monkey earrings or necklace

Nipsey

Nipsey Russel dating girls that are wrong song intro

Poachers

A poacher was trampled to death earlier this week by the Elephant he was attempting to poach. My advice to poachers, "Stick with eggs!

Educational Foundation

A skit where the founder of Harvard comes to present day and is amazed by the number of universities and students. To his dismay existential problems remain unsolved.

"But what happens when we die?!?!?"

Correct me when

I'm an exception to the rule, "every lesson has a fool". To accept this new connection means my blessing is a jewel. Just respect me as I pull, a little extra off the wool, off of eyes too disguised to correct me when I bull

Make Love

making love is fighting death

UOENO

I ask you the capital of Alaska and Juneau even know it.
Best original screenplay in 2008, Juno even know it

I Done Did Dat

A drinking game similar to never have I ever, except instead of things you haven't done you say things you have done. If other people have as well they say " I done did dat" and don't drink. If no one else has done the deed, the suggester drinks

Bad Segue

This is my impression of a bad Segway? Jump on mic stand and act out of control Segway to falling off cliff.
So, speaking of death...

Yellow Pages

How will the yellow journalism on the Internet reflect the evolution of yellow journalism in print

I think

Something you might not have known about me before tonight. I exist.

Canon

A t-shirt cannon can get you to the front of any venue

Fight the Crowd

I like to fight the crowd to the front and then turn around the best view is all of the people

Two Party System Creates

Symbiotic Hate

1%

99% of the time im a normal person, it just happens that that 1% is when im interacting with other people

Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I find impressions really difficult. To do them well you really have to get the nuances in an individual perfmance and for most performers I don't really "get" enough to do an impression of. In fact I only really get one impression, so this is "the impression that I get", of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and I'll do it for you now. "I NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD" that's the impression that I get.

Dennis Stand Up

Does Dennis Miller mind or prefer that his audience is using their phones during his stand-up?

Learn Braile

I want to learn braille so I can read with my eyes closed. I feel like visual imagery would be more vivid if my eyes didn't have to be working already.

Art definiton

My definition of art is; a human attempt to make thoughts physical. The thought, purpose, direction within an action is what makes a particular action artist. This is why art an be interpreted differently, when the action is reinterpreted through a different perspective a new analyses is inevitable.

money sample

"im just tryin to releave you of that paper, cause i got to have it' richard pryor reverend james l white sample

Robert

The Road Not Taken takes on a whole new meaning once you learn how the author assassinated Jesse James.

Dog Life

My dog doesn't have enough going on in his life to ignore a bump in the night.

Graffiti+

Graffiti is an attempt to add an aesthetic level to something originally designed for function.

Bill and Pete

I want to see Pete Carrol act as Bill Clinton in a bioepic and then watch Bill Clinton act as Pete Carrol

Just Married

Prank, "Just married" your single friends car.

Against all odds

How often does something 1/1,000,000 happen to you. Infinite How many significant. Once a week if you pay attention.

Born Again

How do "born again Christians" compare in their religious fever with those who were born that way the first time. Is the passion compensatory, academic or rote?

I work

I love the rain because it means I'm out working when the other guy isn't.

Kanye Epic Hero

Write an article about how Kanye's evolution through his album production is analogous with Joseph Conrad's Hero Quest. Ordinary world, Call to adventure, refusal of call, meet mentor, first threshold, test/allies/enemies,approach inner cave, ordeal, reward seize sword, road back, Resurrection, return w/ elixer. Obvious chronological album analogies.

Floating Frames

Float a mirror frame on water for a fun photography experiment

Dance Video

Music video where dancing through the crowd it the easiest path.

Good Attitude

My least favorite exercise is my favorite exercise.

Crowd Tricks

When on stage, have crowd turn around and look, one row at a time. Have the people look at the person behind you and turn around pass it up.

Bed Signs

A sign in the bedroom that says "If you take my pants I take yours."

Teach Your Parents Well

We learn so much from our parents that must be wrong, but we never know because it doesn't come out of this social sphere and bad or good habits are passed through generations.

Be Origional

Everyone's the same so how can I not be original.

Autistic Anime

Is watching Anime good for autism? Explicit emotional expression coupled within plots should be constructive.

The Wheel of Fortune

How is life a cycle if you are not born after you die?

Surprise

Plot twist- Poison someone who turns out to be bulimic

Save Your Life

Plot twist- Poison someone who turns out to be bulimic

Who Will Die

Choose between the death of your brother or 5000 people on the other side of the world, which would you choose. Why is this question interesting, because our internal answers defy the logical one.

Peter Pan

I thin it would be interesting to choose a year of age and once you reach that age to stop. I'm going to be the best at being 11 and attempt to truly understand the intricacies of the age. Alternately, begin your life in an attempt to affect an older age so that way when you reach it you can do it right.

Victory Ballet

I want to see a ballet in Nike's

Birthday Card

I'm sorry its your birthday card.