hologram elvis on tour

borat meets rodney dangerfield

Movie

Movie about world with only men. Or a movie where everybody is the same person so i can act every role like a Eddie Murphy/john malkovitch he sees everything he hates about himself, then everything he loves about himself. (modest mouse centered soundtrack, doors,

wasnt me

shaggy stole from eddie murphy, "wasnt me"

to read music turn script sideways like a muslim

come out on stage like eddie murphy in leather and lights, but then tell jokes like stephen wright. (what would this characters name be?)

questions for comedians. Which stand up specials were especially significant?

i need to learn sean's more reasonable uninhibited qualities

disgust is an over ratted emotion, I try to never feel or express it. ask joe rogan how he feels about the emotion of disgust.

"instead of yo i heard dat" "yo i seen dat" "yo i felt that dat" "yo i smelled dat" "yo i tasted that"

why don't we just have our students read the common core requirements. All we would have to teach them is how to decipher this educational jargon, and the rest is laid out so straightforward that im sure they could figure it out. Or, if you want to still spread it out over a year, just have one day dedicated to each standard. (connect to next post)

when teaching the more layers of meaning and significance you can layer the stronger each moment is. You might have things that are significant on the scale of the whole year, and some that are only significant day to day. Therefore it would be optimally significant (and flexible) to move away from the daily significance toward the annual.

comprehensive lesson for kids. have them attempt to create their own language, steared through socratic method. provides different perspective.

A=B=C=D

what is the optimal ratio for a grade differential. Is it a normal distribution?

socratic language

have to make language like english, in class, and for homework make languge that does not conform to english standards. can customize requrements for individual students with greater range by not creating a cieling. being able to identify the wrong ansers is a skill sometimes more valuable than finding the write ones becaus ehter is only one right answer and infinate incorrect

Im as depressed as a bald wolly mammoth

2 year old interview style. After initial question ask why until end of interview/p>

Todd glass is a modern janus

will james talks to teachers on psychology is my gospel

Tantrums at school vs home

How people act different in different environments eg some and school. Eg defiance levels, confidence what humiliates us

I read the 48 laws of power 48*48 times.

I road from my house here on a unicycle. Actually that's technically not true, i road a third of the way here on a unicycle then half way here on a bicycle and then on my unicycle i road back the way i came 5/12 of the way turned around and road the rest of the way to this stage. That's doesn't sound like a good joke because the people who enjoy it are too busy checking my math. That's why no one was laughing

Comedian who fits through niche pandering in a hopeless attempt to discover his current audience

i got married by an andy kauffman elvis impersenater

todd glass album

todd glass should put out a album that is all todd glass parodies of songs

tragic flaw

a character who can only fall in love with the terminally ill, a tragic flaw

bicken back

gay bar joke replace taxes with affectation of specific audience member, segue into bit about fear of following signs of unknown culture, like learning about crips and bloods

antiracist

character who is a racist but has the exact opposite of conventional stereotypes. complain about the generosity of jewish people. Had dinner with a black guy and a jew and we paid seperate, so i had to tip 35% just so I dndn't look stingy. I went to brazil and ot schooled at basketball, they were all dunking on me, im talkin like 20% of basekts were ally-oops. I walked into a gay bar and everyone was doing their taxes.

Marie antionette

The other day i was trying to make a sandwich but i was out of bread so i took marie antoinet’s advice and I used cake instead. I'm not going back. You'll know what I'm talking about after you've had a nice salami sandwich between two slices of chocolate cake. Yesterday i had a tuna on funfetti. They say an apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze but add some turkey and you start to understand American pie from a different perspective

Hypothetically if you were to guess a woman's weight is it better to guess under or over. Cause if you guess under its like, oh i didn't think you were a fat pig but now that i have this new information  i guess you are. But if you guess over its like; oh i thought you were a fat pig. Oh your not oh my mistake i thought you looked like a fat pig but i guess that's just how you look. Don't worry you look way fatter than you really are.

ask little kids what they think about big issues for a unique limited perspective, hosted at neighborhood park/playground

teachers with eyes in the back of their head

how would a school child experience paranoia

Man burka

Proposition to men: unite and create law that all men are required to wear full burkas all the time. This would increase our sexual allure and shift the balance of power

Christian comedy is an open market, also business

12 angry men/expendables

movie like expendables but with all old tough silent guy actors, philip baker hall, rip torn, clint eastwood, christopher walken, sean connery, robert duvall, gene hackman, tommy lee jones, denzel washington, nick cage,

Old guy actor as child actors

dog seat

what would be the most ergonomic car seat for a dog

TOpic to expand: the way dads hide ignorance from their children, what is the most responsible perspective? give an example of action for dads

i tried to get into nursing but I guess there's more to it than just sucking on tits

memory

how many people here have farted today? What? You don't remember?

My stand us style should be the most different basis tangents I can pull. Be know for quick disperate perspectives

I don't understand how people can have a child before they experience their own personal existential crisis.

I want to make a stand up special with cuts to an audience not laughing

stanford prison

if you could prove that the prison system is inherently cruel(exe zimbardo), how would our justice system be forced to change?

if i had $1,000,000

inspire different high class brand than current rap schemas. exe rolls to a austin martin (define next level personalized swag, how I would flaunt money) go to nebighorhood and buy shit for kids etc.) chorus involves being rich but showing extreme flashes of subtly, matching video

7

7 deadly sins 7 song album providing empathitic perspective to those who have fallen to wicked deeds revealing forgivness is always possible

the internets taking away all our good streetcorner bootlegging jobs

Why don't we design book covers that allow us to judge books, at least on a basic level like age or genra.

If you could be stuck as one age forever, which would you choose?

Eugene v debbs

As long as there is a a lower class I am in it as long as there is a criminal element I am of it as long as there's a soul in prison I am NOT free