I road from my house here on a unicycle. Actually that's technically not true, i road a third of the way here on a unicycle then half way here on a bicycle and then on my unicycle i road back the way i came 5/12 of the way turned around and road the rest of the way to this stage. That's doesn't sound like a good joke because the people who enjoy it are too busy checking my math. That's why no one was laughing

Comedian who fits through niche pandering in a hopeless attempt to discover his current audience