Marie antionette

The other day i was trying to make a sandwich but i was out of bread so i took marie antoinet’s advice and I used cake instead. I'm not going back. You'll know what I'm talking about after you've had a nice salami sandwich between two slices of chocolate cake. Yesterday i had a tuna on funfetti. They say an apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze but add some turkey and you start to understand American pie from a different perspective