Judging Bias

As top tier lawyers are know for high percentages of conviction or acquittal, judges would be aware of this and a confirmation bias would be present.

Better Lover

I bet you'll discover I'm a better lover when you're tethered to a feather bed under the covers

Increased carrying capacity

I would like to see a pie chart the detailed major technical impacts percentage impact on increasing carrying capacity. Start with segmentation by category, nutritional, medical, etc and then become specifics become difficult.

Balanced Journalism

"Does balanced journalism mean finding people to support stupid ideas" good character/reoccuring sketch where ridiculous opinions are voiced with even time.

Worst Karaoke Song

Why Don't We Do it in the Road

Plastic bag ban

I picked up a hooker on Sammish way and she charged me 5 cents for not bringing my own bag.

Parenthood

Being a parent is like watching over you friend who has taken way too many mushrooms while you have also taken a reasonable amount of mushrooms. You don't really know what you are doing and whats going on but you're pretty sure they shouldn't be putting that in their mouth. One of the best analogies I have heard from a standup I can't remember.

Listen Up Johnny

One great thing about having kids is they have to listen to all the stupid things you say and they even think you are smart.

Table Top Trust Fall

Table top trust fall for a surprising flash of a range of emotions.

Create, Evaluate, Analyze

Begin discussions by randomly selecting students to make a statement about a given topic on the board. The statement can have elements of truth or be completely false, it doesn't matter and the student doesn't have to tell anyone if they think its true or not. The class instead has a discussion as to weather or not they think the statement is true or not. Additional suggestions Place a despised but necessary task after discussion so that it could be pushed back by a longer discussion for participation motivation. This exercise provides Understanding of value statements through the gradual realization of what kinds of statements lead to longer discussions. Discover the complexity of issues combined with varying perspective.

Top of the Class

In any size group of children, some will rise to the top and some will sink to the bottom. Therefore we should regularly segment off the top rather than remove from the bottom so that everyone else will be rewarded for positive achievement and utilizes social structures.

Manifest destiny #1

Adam and Eve tells the story that even in a perfect world man is destined to sin. A poor environment can therefore not be an excuse for sin.

Sextuple Negative

He incorrectly rejected the null hypothesis of no reduced depression.

Running in the Halls

I'm going to start a petition to allow running in the halls. Kids issues are under represented in our legislation.

What is that

Sometimes I follow a random train of thought and it takes me to places where I don't have knowledge so I end up asking the people around me some ridiculous non-sequiturs. It always seems like I'm asking grammatical questions out of context "What is that?" "No sorry, I mean what part of speech is the word that"

Product Placement

Tv/movie product search BIG IDEA

Hunter/Gatherer

In the paleolithic era, a defining gender roles of society was of men hunting and women were gathering. This defines a large portion of the differences between men and women (here I must give deference to the miracle of childbirth). While many qualities that make men superior hunters to women are immediately obvious to me,(just look at the Olympics), the comparable qualities that make women better at gathering escape me. Does anyone have some answers?

Fame

I think celebrities should be satisfied by fame and not require fortune. This is my justification for piracy.

Mathematics is a conceptual metaphor with a human bias. We have no real way to remove this bia

Dewey

It is impossible to start a fresh train of thought. All new thought requires a previous stimulus, this is one reason why it is difficult to invent new ideas.

Open Bar

Flat rate entry fee, open bar, if its packed enough people wont be able to get many drinks and it will be worth it for the bar.

12

When I have to set an alarm for noon or midnight I usually just set it for both just in case. Yes I realize these are unreasonable times for alarms to be set for.

"Fruits and Vegetables"

I feel that fruits are unfairly paired with vegetables in our minds. Fruits are way better.

Perfection

Perfection is universal and therefore contains no individualism. I consider any action performed les perfectly, in that precise way becomes our own individual dance. I consider any behavior that is less than perfect to be a dance of individualism

New Therapy

Intensive therapy where you force someone to recognize the disconnection between what they think they want and what they really want by making a list of every like and dislike and an explanation This will allow for all opinions to be modernized from childhood ignorance. When people are cognizant of their opinions they are often inconsistent with their unconscious opinions, this disconnect causes discomfort in every decision. You avoid this by making all opinions stated and explicit.

Office Parachute

How quickly could you make a parachute out of office supplies?

When I Grow Up

What it is you want to do when you grow up changes as you get older first I choose what would be fun then I choose what I would be good ad then I choose things I think are important/match values

Rapper Body

Rap the only media source making a difference in fighting back against eating disorders

Kid Magic

A magician for kids who only uses preoperational concepts.

Person 1: I think it is important for people of all viewpoints to be respected and their opinions to be taken into consideration Person 2: I disagree

Late

Late, damn I hate this incinerate dank while I wait for my mate to piss

In Between

People who strong ability to communicate with people who speak a different language are a specialists at living in “the space between”.

The Mask

Perspective is a mask I wear so that I can live within different ranges of perspectives simultaneously. Until I have to make a decision/action/behavior than then I have to decide which cliché I want to hide behind or if I should be completely honest, if I even can.

Tacit

my tacit flow has classic pros tryna master my meter my beat

Counter Culture

I dislike counterculture as a form of rebellion because it is too cliché real rebellion is random

Make the Smart Choice

16 or 32 pack of chess set beers

Honestly

Real honesty is telling truth before you have to

Blinking

Have you ever been so tired that you try to just blink really fast and hope it adds up?

Debutant

That girl got a tiara sittin nonchalant she’s made up without mascara, a real debutant

Scrappy licks

I’m lickin up the scraps then I’m scrapin for the liquor

High as the Sky

How high is the sky? Not as high over here as it is over there

At the beginning of summer you wear your most revealing clothes until you get a tan line and then you progressively more covering clothes until its Christmas Eve and you can't put your arms down.

Pushing the Limits

To truly be able to express yourself within a medium you need to be aware of its constraints, in searching for them you can attempt to expand them and advance the entire medium or create a new one.

T-shirt text

Jackass style prank where a mischievous person has control of the text on another person on the street’s shirt.

Fractal Magic

Would it be possible to make a fractal magic eye?

A list of an people's heroes can be extremely culturally informative.

Foot Fetish

The part of your brain that is in charge of sensory perception from the genitals is right next to the part for the feet, maybe this explains the prevalence of foot fetishes.

A World Of Perspective.

The world needs a variety of philosophical perspectives in order for people to be happy in the variety of pursuits that society requires. If so, which expands first; the philosophies, or the niches in the world.

Suicide Ending

I wish that more movies would end abruptly with the main character committing suicide. This would impact every future movie I watch because I would recognize eminent suicide as a possibility, as of now it is not. This is not a good sign for the movie I'm watching.

Scary Quiet

Scary movies are better with less conversation so you can talk while you are watching and spook yourself out.