Scary Quiet

Scary movies are better with less conversation so you can talk while you are watching and spook yourself out.

Year Round Advent

An advent calendar for every month that has a chocolate and birth control.

Pinocchio

The story of pinocchio was invented to explain why when people lie they touch their noses.

Abrasive Dress

Maybe I should dress more abrasively. Then I would ward off people who judge others by their appearance. Except then I would be as bad as they are, judging an entire person through one aspect of who they are. Also, I would attract a certain type of people, which I wouldn't want for the same reason as before.

Understanding Your Writing

When you write a novel you should do a draft from the perspective of every character so you can fully understand the story.

Going Along

Plot about a paranoid schizo and partner who is going along with the paranoia. As the story is told, the reader does not realize the paranoia is unjustified.

Entertainment Industry

Soon enough almost all industry will be entertainment.

Ambrosia

Ambrose and Ambrosia Burnside

Partly Dreaming

What if there are more devisions between being fully awake and asleep. What if some of your perceptions are dreaming and reacting to dream stimulus while you think they are awake.

Exaggerated Rap

I give rhyming poetry more leanience with meaning because I can accept exaggeration or such when working with a limited vocabulary.

Emotional Mapping

Tell a story entirely through characters expressing emotions at segmented time periods. eg.

Jon was happy, Jill was happy. Jack was sad.

Jack was sad. Jill was sad. Jon was happy.

Jon was sad Jill was sad Jack was sad

Jack was happy Jill was happy Jack was happy

To be expanded on

Possibly rearrange in different combinations and give them names according to emotional morels that they represent.

Onion #1

Potential Onion Article: Body image issues are keeping competitive girls away from performance enhancing drugs.

How to: Decide

People will make more conscientious decisions if they make them beforehand. But better informed ones the longer they wait.

Football Music

Football shaped finger guided instrument.

Visiospatial

Compare re-reading speed of normal vs. upside-down priming.

My Soul to Give

For lent this year I'm giving up my soul, "Just like Jesus did!" So if I seem like a soulless bastard the next couple of weeks, its just because my parents didn't believe in marriage "at the time"

Straighten Thoughts

Learning is not linear, things I learned in the past become fodder for new thoughts.

New Arch

The person at first seemed to be behaving erratically, but after enough interactions I had begun to discover the pattern in his beliefs and actions. After extended interaction he will become a stereotype in his own right. Soon enough I will compare others to his more strongly expressed qualities.

No Texting Allowed

A device that senses when a text within a certain area is being sent or received. It would send out an signal to publicly shame the event.

Above the Game

Book about genius millionaire becoming billionaire by playing social science on the political system.

Forest for the Trees

A visual metaphor that I would like to see in a movie is:
A man with an axe cutting down a couple of trees every day until the entire forest is gone.

Artistic Unknown

When you are attempting experimentation you should only change one variable. This is true not only in science but also in art. I learned early on that when creative ideas are combined they make the overall unrecognizable to a point that it lost its appeal. You need to approach a recognizable pattern so that people will know that it is a proven good and not react with the evolutionary fear of the unknown.
This is why to be a successful artistic experimenter you need to be well accomplished in the non experimental aspects to an almost greater extent.

Decidedly So

It wasn't a purposeful decision until I decided it was.

Performing

The only time I'm not thinking and my mind is perfectly cleared is when I am performing. All of my attention is directed at perfection in execution.

Same Dream

One of my favorite parts about attending large sporting events is when I think,
"Look at all the people dreaming the same dreams", and then watching that dream become realized or destroyed for the thousands around you.

Drum Car

In seat drum set for the passenger seats of a car.

Lectures on TV

TV channel that playes stanford online classes, each class is played 4 times a week with a new episode every week. This would be much more likely to be used than Youtube because deciding between tv shows on is a easier decision than any computer based interaction. Its the same reason people watch TV movies when they own the movies.

Feeling Parkinson's

Do you choose the thoughts that you have? I think the answer is yes, but my reason is unsubstantiated.
Would schizophrenia then be when thought choice starts to become less voluntary. Like Parkinson's but instead of being unable to control your motor you can't control your sensory?

Upside Down

Try thinking about gravity as if your brain is visually flipping the world upside down.

Eccentricity

Sometimes I do crazy things just to so I have the opportunity to witness people's reaction to craziness

Childhood Hero's

a superhero who has a giant brain has to eat a diet of only candy because the brain uses 70% of glucose.

Meaningful Perspective Change

"This philosophy class is stupid. I used to like motorcycles!"

Straightened Circle

Writing turns circular thoughts into linear ones by eliminating doubt.

Self Reference

My favorite types of analogies are the ones that make reference to the root of the word.

I/We

Do different languages use of pronouns (I/we) affect the culture in a dramatic way?

Side to Side

I love hearing the same thoughts when they are expressed in different contexts.

Change

The banal is the sacred.

Quite Flighty

Time doesn't heal wounds, it just disembodies them.

Evaluating

A descriptive adjective is vaulating like a price tag, and reading different price tags allows for a more complete appraisal.

People in Their Places

"A Nihilist at Night"

Convince a Group

It is easier to persuade a group than an individual, when you add people to the side of your opponent, in a discussion, the added number adds only to confusion and confidence. It is rare that they can effectivly combine thier minds.

Kicking Dylan

I ran into Bob Dylan returning a pair of shoes at the shoe store he said, "you shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you."

Drawers

Long thin drawers so you don't have to fold your clothes ever.

Schizo Diatribe

A didactic diatribe that is actually comedic because you switch topics every homophone. Having the speech have a didactic format makes the discovery more fun.

Schizo Celeb

I think celebrity is the best therapy for people who are going to be paranoid schizophrenic.

Cookbook Cooks

There is all the difference in the world between studying science of something and practicing the art of it. We would not like to be served by a cook whose only merit was an ability to recite the cookbook.

Bring Back The Arts

Little did the liberals know that "bring back the arts" petition they signed really was for logic, grammar, and rhetoric.

William's Syndrome

Critique a purple piece of prose by asking if the author has William's syndrome

Abecedarian

Abecedarian. Insult or sketch

Great Books

The teacher should be a medium of understanding between great books and students rather than an overarching figure that uses books as a pedagogocal tool.