Baby stand-up

An infant doing stand-up. Pun

Stand up has been easy for me for a long time. I started when I was 2 and back then the hardest part was just standing up, jokes were always easy

Typical hypocritical

Explanation of hypocrisy behind enjoyment of watching your siblings being punished by parent

Gay Prison

Sketch Idea: a gay only prison. Two directions which each should be guided by sexual explict allowances. 1 everybody is hsppy as and its a gay paradise (shallow).  2 examine the social hierarchy of an all male, homosexual society. (Oz level tv show deep)

Seperate idea: gay prison group that runs the yard cause they rule with the intimidation of rape that can't be used against

Forgive all actions, not motives

I can forgive or understand any action if I imagine the best motivation

Door to door boyfriend

Door to door salesman for becoming a boyfriend to find introverted girls

In and out

fit in an outfit

Fight fire

Firefighters that fight fire with fire due to misinterpreted political advice

Good morning America

A succession of rival shows move in on morning show ny street space

Gravity escalate

Down escalate should be powered by gravity

Night mare

Goodnight colt  good night foal, good night mare

Forrest gump

A forrest gump/hot fuzz style action movie where rediculous action scenes are happening all around him. He has to deal with the repercussions left in action heroes wake
Exe, has to be witness for insurance claim,  late for work because of car accident/chase,

Dog tags

Is it legal to tatoo your dog?

Karate kid Halloween costume shower

The ground is the only thing preventing humans from flying

elephant rhino hippo zebra horse alligator crocodile lion tiger grizzly bear black bear polar bear panda bear cow kangaroo giraffe wildebeest American bison water buffalo anaconda boa constrictor Jaguar boar walrus elephant seal bighorn sheep mountain goat dog wolf cougar emu gorilla chimpanzee orangutan howler monkey human  hyena donkey elk moose reindeer llama alpaca one hump two hump camel

Story where each character is a drug. Opening credits over each one consuming in appropriate way and environment

Walter fakes his own death at the end to escape

Teach kids to write raps in scool, it is on of the most difficult written mediums. You wrote the book I was going to write. Mib was written under the guise of a how to for rappers in attemp to be more direct.   Did your organization allow more specific exaples? It interesting that the people who would want to become therapists are the opposite of the kinds of people who need it.

Acount for that

We are blessed for the ability to account for numbers we cannot count, allows us to see farther than we can touch.

Monkey Ear

Barrel of monkey earrings or necklace

Nipsey

Nipsey Russel dating girls that are wrong song intro

Poachers

A poacher was trampled to death earlier this week by the Elephant he was attempting to poach. My advice to poachers, "Stick with eggs!

Educational Foundation

A skit where the founder of Harvard comes to present day and is amazed by the number of universities and students. To his dismay existential problems remain unsolved.

"But what happens when we die?!?!?"

Correct me when

I'm an exception to the rule, "every lesson has a fool". To accept this new connection means my blessing is a jewel. Just respect me as I pull, a little extra off the wool, off of eyes too disguised to correct me when I bull

Make Love

making love is fighting death

UOENO

I ask you the capital of Alaska and Juneau even know it.
Best original screenplay in 2008, Juno even know it

I Done Did Dat

A drinking game similar to never have I ever, except instead of things you haven't done you say things you have done. If other people have as well they say " I done did dat" and don't drink. If no one else has done the deed, the suggester drinks

Bad Segue

This is my impression of a bad Segway? Jump on mic stand and act out of control Segway to falling off cliff.
So, speaking of death...

Yellow Pages

How will the yellow journalism on the Internet reflect the evolution of yellow journalism in print

I think

Something you might not have known about me before tonight. I exist.

Canon

A t-shirt cannon can get you to the front of any venue

Fight the Crowd

I like to fight the crowd to the front and then turn around the best view is all of the people

Two Party System Creates

Symbiotic Hate

1%

99% of the time im a normal person, it just happens that that 1% is when im interacting with other people

Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I find impressions really difficult. To do them well you really have to get the nuances in an individual perfmance and for most performers I don't really "get" enough to do an impression of. In fact I only really get one impression, so this is "the impression that I get", of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and I'll do it for you now. "I NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD" that's the impression that I get.

Dennis Stand Up

Does Dennis Miller mind or prefer that his audience is using their phones during his stand-up?

Learn Braile

I want to learn braille so I can read with my eyes closed. I feel like visual imagery would be more vivid if my eyes didn't have to be working already.

Art definiton

My definition of art is; a human attempt to make thoughts physical. The thought, purpose, direction within an action is what makes a particular action artist. This is why art an be interpreted differently, when the action is reinterpreted through a different perspective a new analyses is inevitable.

money sample

"im just tryin to releave you of that paper, cause i got to have it' richard pryor reverend james l white sample

Robert

The Road Not Taken takes on a whole new meaning once you learn how the author assassinated Jesse James.

Dog Life

My dog doesn't have enough going on in his life to ignore a bump in the night.

Graffiti+

Graffiti is an attempt to add an aesthetic level to something originally designed for function.

Bill and Pete

I want to see Pete Carrol act as Bill Clinton in a bioepic and then watch Bill Clinton act as Pete Carrol

Just Married

Prank, "Just married" your single friends car.

Against all odds

How often does something 1/1,000,000 happen to you. Infinite How many significant. Once a week if you pay attention.

Born Again

How do "born again Christians" compare in their religious fever with those who were born that way the first time. Is the passion compensatory, academic or rote?

I work

I love the rain because it means I'm out working when the other guy isn't.

Kanye Epic Hero

Write an article about how Kanye's evolution through his album production is analogous with Joseph Conrad's Hero Quest. Ordinary world, Call to adventure, refusal of call, meet mentor, first threshold, test/allies/enemies,approach inner cave, ordeal, reward seize sword, road back, Resurrection, return w/ elixer. Obvious chronological album analogies.

Floating Frames

Float a mirror frame on water for a fun photography experiment

Dance Video

Music video where dancing through the crowd it the easiest path.