Two Party System Creates

Symbiotic Hate

1%

99% of the time im a normal person, it just happens that that 1% is when im interacting with other people

Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I find impressions really difficult. To do them well you really have to get the nuances in an individual perfmance and for most performers I don't really "get" enough to do an impression of. In fact I only really get one impression, so this is "the impression that I get", of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and I'll do it for you now. "I NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD" that's the impression that I get.

Dennis Stand Up

Does Dennis Miller mind or prefer that his audience is using their phones during his stand-up?

Learn Braile

I want to learn braille so I can read with my eyes closed. I feel like visual imagery would be more vivid if my eyes didn't have to be working already.

Art definiton

My definition of art is; a human attempt to make thoughts physical. The thought, purpose, direction within an action is what makes a particular action artist. This is why art an be interpreted differently, when the action is reinterpreted through a different perspective a new analyses is inevitable.

money sample

"im just tryin to releave you of that paper, cause i got to have it' richard pryor reverend james l white sample

Robert

The Road Not Taken takes on a whole new meaning once you learn how the author assassinated Jesse James.

Dog Life

My dog doesn't have enough going on in his life to ignore a bump in the night.

Graffiti+

Graffiti is an attempt to add an aesthetic level to something originally designed for function.

Bill and Pete

I want to see Pete Carrol act as Bill Clinton in a bioepic and then watch Bill Clinton act as Pete Carrol

Just Married

Prank, "Just married" your single friends car.

Against all odds

How often does something 1/1,000,000 happen to you. Infinite How many significant. Once a week if you pay attention.

Born Again

How do "born again Christians" compare in their religious fever with those who were born that way the first time. Is the passion compensatory, academic or rote?

I work

I love the rain because it means I'm out working when the other guy isn't.

Kanye Epic Hero

Write an article about how Kanye's evolution through his album production is analogous with Joseph Conrad's Hero Quest. Ordinary world, Call to adventure, refusal of call, meet mentor, first threshold, test/allies/enemies,approach inner cave, ordeal, reward seize sword, road back, Resurrection, return w/ elixer. Obvious chronological album analogies.

Floating Frames

Float a mirror frame on water for a fun photography experiment

Dance Video

Music video where dancing through the crowd it the easiest path.

Good Attitude

My least favorite exercise is my favorite exercise.

Crowd Tricks

When on stage, have crowd turn around and look, one row at a time. Have the people look at the person behind you and turn around pass it up.

Bed Signs

A sign in the bedroom that says "If you take my pants I take yours."

Teach Your Parents Well

We learn so much from our parents that must be wrong, but we never know because it doesn't come out of this social sphere and bad or good habits are passed through generations.

Be Origional

Everyone's the same so how can I not be original.

Autistic Anime

Is watching Anime good for autism? Explicit emotional expression coupled within plots should be constructive.

The Wheel of Fortune

How is life a cycle if you are not born after you die?

Surprise

Plot twist- Poison someone who turns out to be bulimic

Save Your Life

Plot twist- Poison someone who turns out to be bulimic

Who Will Die

Choose between the death of your brother or 5000 people on the other side of the world, which would you choose. Why is this question interesting, because our internal answers defy the logical one.

Peter Pan

I thin it would be interesting to choose a year of age and once you reach that age to stop. I'm going to be the best at being 11 and attempt to truly understand the intricacies of the age. Alternately, begin your life in an attempt to affect an older age so that way when you reach it you can do it right.

Victory Ballet

I want to see a ballet in Nike's

Birthday Card

I'm sorry its your birthday card.

Pitiable Pizarro

I want a movie from the perspective of a pitiable member of Pizzaro's army.

Max Happine$$

I try to use money to maximize happiness, mostly my own. A gift costs the same price but creates more happiness.

Vending Machine Companies

Vending Machine company, great way to get product out but underutilized for different products.

Stenographer for a Squirrel

Having ADD is like being a stenographer for a squirrel.

Where is Fancy Bread

What % of geniuses enter which fields by choice? Where is there the least competition. Where is the most innovation being focused.

Grand Education

Am I deluded by the grandeur of education and the prospect of knowledge? Too late now

Aspirations of Outlandishness

I have aspirations of outlandishness. Unlike obsessions about accidentally blurting out something inappropriate and creating compulsions to attempt to stop, I aspire to my obsessions and inaction becomes my compulsion.

Animal theft

Would you feel bad stealing from a squirrel?

Chronic Joint Inflamation

I need MJ for my chronic joint inflammation.

High School

High School represents a extreme of high self efficacy within an extremely limited sphere of influence during a period of predominate low influence within unforeseen horizons.

A Strange Prison Story

A man was sent to prison but prison in the community is atop a tall pillar where the solitary prisoner would live. They could admire the world going on but would be too distant to engage in it. The torture is showing what they are missing. Ironically, the prisoners end up becoming the mot knowledgeable about society and its working and we follow the prisoner going through the revelations of knowledge. He begins almost completely ignorant, smart but untaught to society, born and "raised" in the wild. Things noticed are at first strange to the prisoner but with time to work them out he finds solutions. Sometimes these conclusions are erroneous and sometimes correct by future knowledge or by a re-evaluation of, recent learned knowledge and their potential impacts. Some are never corrected and potentially overlay with the authors conceptions of societal flaws. Beginning with prisoner attempting to shout down but falling on deaf ears.

Static Paradigms

Have you ever come up with an analogy so convincing and persuasive that you are blinded by new knowledge that doesn't fit within the paradigm? Check yo'self.

Likely Rivals

I don't know if I would get a better reaction trolling Gloria Steinem fans with Lil' Wayne or the other way around.

Gloria Stienem

I want to ask Louie C.K. "How can I combine career and family?" in a public setting.

As the world turns

Sometimes the only thing keeping me going is forgetting that I'm already in motion.

Comforting Fixation

Anything can become comforting during a period of fixation. That's why you should test everything you love by leaving it for a little while and coming back just to make sure it isn't just comfort and also so there is still excitement in the relationship and you don't become overly habituated.

Cop video game

Is there a games where you are a cop working your way up in corruption and ranking.

Kid ego's

If kids weren't so egotistical they would be much harder to handle. Feeling that someone is watching you is almost entirely inconsistent with reality. This is why it feels like parents have eyes in the back of their head. This feeling than carries over to when they aren't actually being watched. Problem kids come about when they have inattentive parents and they feel the can escape the eye.

Our generation

I feel like the only true artists in our generation are all scientists you just don't see them because they stand out in a direction that provides a more concrete value to society. Notable exceptions: Kanye West, Lady Gaga