Always worst case scenario,  the world ends. Little kid afraid of jumping in pool, mom says what's the worst that could happen. He jumps in and the world explodes

Sperm whales eat a ton of giant squid everyday

Inside outside

Store that sells stuff for inside and outside a la bed bath and beyond

Iceberg Jim

"no sweat" "you don't know me" more idioms per inch than... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Genet

I feel one of the best ways to learn is allegorically true true life stories

Every thought

" I think I've thunk just about every thought there is in one way or another"
Let me give me you an example I was arguing with my friend Bill he said this and I said that and then I went to the library and I read plato and Socrates and Plato said this Socrates said that it's all the same man

Scale of sin

A scale of sin where you compare sins like sexuality verse incest

After set up of basic weeken at bernie premise, the remainder is carried out as character driven.
Which characters
Guy who want to grab what he can and mak a run, maybe a series of guys making this decision and bailing. These can be used later to come bc sck with plot resources.
People who want to sit tight and figure out

Maybe a note hidden in plain sight with a clue none can read

How 2 win friends

How to win friends and influence people class unexpectedly taught by polar opposite of Carnegie,  possibly trump or p diddy

W2nd paragraph,  blatant dick suck/explination of how louies style is perfect for kids say. Understands importance of seriousness.  Charctoer is ignorant sounding bouard who audience learns through.

Force kids to improv thoughts they xant have thought yet that most adults have.

Top 10 podcast

Get a guest and decide a top ten list. Maybe a different number for a pun title.
What are the rules for lists.
Fitzmaurice top 4 list

Talk show

Heavy topics like, how do you deal with death

Baby stand-up

An infant doing stand-up. Pun

Stand up has been easy for me for a long time. I started when I was 2 and back then the hardest part was just standing up, jokes were always easy

Typical hypocritical

Explanation of hypocrisy behind enjoyment of watching your siblings being punished by parent

Gay Prison

Sketch Idea: a gay only prison. Two directions which each should be guided by sexual explict allowances. 1 everybody is hsppy as and its a gay paradise (shallow).  2 examine the social hierarchy of an all male, homosexual society. (Oz level tv show deep)

Seperate idea: gay prison group that runs the yard cause they rule with the intimidation of rape that can't be used against

Forgive all actions, not motives

I can forgive or understand any action if I imagine the best motivation

Door to door boyfriend

Door to door salesman for becoming a boyfriend to find introverted girls

In and out

fit in an outfit

Fight fire

Firefighters that fight fire with fire due to misinterpreted political advice

Good morning America

A succession of rival shows move in on morning show ny street space

Gravity escalate

Down escalate should be powered by gravity

Night mare

Goodnight colt  good night foal, good night mare

Forrest gump

A forrest gump/hot fuzz style action movie where rediculous action scenes are happening all around him. He has to deal with the repercussions left in action heroes wake
Exe, has to be witness for insurance claim,  late for work because of car accident/chase,

Dog tags

Is it legal to tatoo your dog?

Karate kid Halloween costume shower

The ground is the only thing preventing humans from flying

elephant rhino hippo zebra horse alligator crocodile lion tiger grizzly bear black bear polar bear panda bear cow kangaroo giraffe wildebeest American bison water buffalo anaconda boa constrictor Jaguar boar walrus elephant seal bighorn sheep mountain goat dog wolf cougar emu gorilla chimpanzee orangutan howler monkey human  hyena donkey elk moose reindeer llama alpaca one hump two hump camel

Story where each character is a drug. Opening credits over each one consuming in appropriate way and environment

Walter fakes his own death at the end to escape

Teach kids to write raps in scool, it is on of the most difficult written mediums. You wrote the book I was going to write. Mib was written under the guise of a how to for rappers in attemp to be more direct.   Did your organization allow more specific exaples? It interesting that the people who would want to become therapists are the opposite of the kinds of people who need it.

Acount for that

We are blessed for the ability to account for numbers we cannot count, allows us to see farther than we can touch.

Monkey Ear

Barrel of monkey earrings or necklace

Nipsey

Nipsey Russel dating girls that are wrong song intro

Poachers

A poacher was trampled to death earlier this week by the Elephant he was attempting to poach. My advice to poachers, "Stick with eggs!

Educational Foundation

A skit where the founder of Harvard comes to present day and is amazed by the number of universities and students. To his dismay existential problems remain unsolved.

"But what happens when we die?!?!?"

Correct me when

I'm an exception to the rule, "every lesson has a fool". To accept this new connection means my blessing is a jewel. Just respect me as I pull, a little extra off the wool, off of eyes too disguised to correct me when I bull

Make Love

making love is fighting death

UOENO

I ask you the capital of Alaska and Juneau even know it.
Best original screenplay in 2008, Juno even know it

I Done Did Dat

A drinking game similar to never have I ever, except instead of things you haven't done you say things you have done. If other people have as well they say " I done did dat" and don't drink. If no one else has done the deed, the suggester drinks

Bad Segue

This is my impression of a bad Segway? Jump on mic stand and act out of control Segway to falling off cliff.
So, speaking of death...

Yellow Pages

How will the yellow journalism on the Internet reflect the evolution of yellow journalism in print

I think

Something you might not have known about me before tonight. I exist.

Canon

A t-shirt cannon can get you to the front of any venue

Fight the Crowd

I like to fight the crowd to the front and then turn around the best view is all of the people

Two Party System Creates

Symbiotic Hate

1%

99% of the time im a normal person, it just happens that that 1% is when im interacting with other people

Mighty Mighty Bosstones

I find impressions really difficult. To do them well you really have to get the nuances in an individual perfmance and for most performers I don't really "get" enough to do an impression of. In fact I only really get one impression, so this is "the impression that I get", of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and I'll do it for you now. "I NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD" that's the impression that I get.

Dennis Stand Up

Does Dennis Miller mind or prefer that his audience is using their phones during his stand-up?

Learn Braile

I want to learn braille so I can read with my eyes closed. I feel like visual imagery would be more vivid if my eyes didn't have to be working already.

Art definiton

My definition of art is; a human attempt to make thoughts physical. The thought, purpose, direction within an action is what makes a particular action artist. This is why art an be interpreted differently, when the action is reinterpreted through a different perspective a new analyses is inevitable.