A scrren door slammed in the distance and Alice's dog barked.

"Who is it?" Alice called out to what was assuredly no one

"No one of consequence!" She called back in a mock plaintive voice.

"Well that's certainly decidedly so. I've never meet anyone of consequence in all my life, the only people I meet are reactionaries. How doubly unlikely that a scrren door is actually a person and that person is some one of consequence!