Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Mating season

animal have seasons when they have sex, for human's its open season. can you imagine if you could only fuck between march and june? Well, its spring time, and you know what that means, animals get to have sex. Can you imagine if you could only have sex between April and August? Do you know what that first day of "mating season would be like after 8 months of pent up frustration? Can you imagine how much you would get done during those other months if you just knew that any chance of sex was off the table. And how much time you would invest in making sure that you were ready when mating season came around. You'd make as much money as you can for those 8 months just so you could blow it during mating season like college kids on spring break. you see it's still part of our nature, we as humans aren't above it, we are part of nature. There's this phenomenon I've noticed. At the beginning of of the warm season you wear your most revealing clothes and get a base tan line and then you wear progressively less and less revealing clothes until its Christmas Eve and you can't put your arms down. When mating season was over we would eat like bears storing up for hibernation. Compare and contrast mating I think France might be like this already. Everyone in France takes at least 2 months off in the summer, and knowing those dirty french I can't imagine the dirty things they do.

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